Simon Robinson

@intrvrtdintrvrt (English people...) Southerners: "It's like a hurricane out" Northerners: "Do you think I need a coat?"

genuine question for english speakers: is there a way to say that its really fucking windy, violently windy like an idiom or a fixed phrase of some kind? something for when you go outside and want to complain

Phone found on the grass by Nuffield Gym (by where the coaches park) at Stoke ground. I keep it safe and return to the owner if we can find them. If not i will take ot to the ticket office next home game and see if anyone been looking for it **PLEASE SHARE**

@Knypersleycc Devasting. Love and thoughts to Darren, Claire and Harv x

The and its members are devastated to hear about the passing of Louis yesterday.

@jamezqpr1 Utter made up bollocks. No more than a 10min walk from the B365, a few mins drive Marmaris is banging

The Championship Table if it was ranked based on how close the nearest Kebab Shop is.

@CrabbyValiant @reformparty_uk Amazed he didn't have a Stone Island badge on 😂

@reformparty_uk Define "British Culture".

Reform UK is the only party that will defend British culture. ✅

@CrabbyValiant Nobody was that desperate dude

Tonight's game isn't on SkySports+, does anybody know any links to a stream? #pvfc

@bushontheradio RIP to your friend by the way, condolences

@bushontheradio I've already suggested loads to my Mrs but she just gives me 'that look' South of Heaven - Slayer People = Shit - Slipknot Cowboys From Hell - Pantera you get the gist She has deffo ruled out Fuck Authority - Pennywise Hell Awaits - Slayer

Went to my friend Matt's funeral on Friday. The final walk past the coffin song was Jon Secada - Just Another Day. Inspired. What closing song would you have at your funeral?

@ChampionshpTalk For Stoke it's Goalkeeper (Vik, Bazunu injured after 1 game) RB (Junior) LB (Cresswell) CH (Lawal, now Wilmot) MID (Baker, Pearson on and off) FW (Mubama, Bozenik) The defence has been makeshift since early December Midfield is without a leader We therefore lack spark up front

The falloff for Preston and Stoke needs studying. 26 games = playoff contenders! Both lost their top goalkeeper around Xmas and have plummeted since and both managers under pressure! Do we underestimate just how good a solid GK is for a team's confidence? #pne #stokecity

@reluctantnicko Nearly killed him Alan. Surprised he wasn't arrested 😂🫣

@GutoLlewelyn Your guy walks 5 yards perfectly fine then threw himself on the floor? He kicked Thomas you goon.

Sorba Thomas with one of the daftest red cards of the season. Could have seen 2nd yellow a minute or two earlier for cynically clipping Key's heels mid-attack but ref somehow missed it. Then for no obvious reason just decides to kick Franco, giving ref no option. Idiotic.

@BBCSportWales @BBCRadioWales A rash challenge? First yellow he is having a SHOT and a defender trying to block runs into his foot Second is a joke decision, midfielder doesn't win the tackle, kicks Thomas, walks 5 yards then throws himself to the floor holding his leg (the leg he kicked Thomas with)

The scores are level in Swansea, where Welshman Sorba Thomas has been given his marching orders after a rash challenge on Gonçalo Franco 🟥 Listen on @BBCRadioWales FM SW 📻 #BBCFootball #Swans

@timbhealey Nobody cares about ice hockey - it's shite

Somebody blew it big time by scheduling the men’s hockey gold medal game for 8 a.m. ET Sunday. That just can’t happen. You know it’s going to be U.S.-Canada. European time zones don’t matter. They should’ve worked the entire Olympics schedule around giving it a better slot.

@cmunchhof @xevekiah Because the internet has gone to shit.

@xevekiah Why is this post and every response to it written by AI?

I told a guy at the gym to stop staring. He said he wasn’t. I said he was. Tension. Banter. That charged silence. He asked me out. I said I don’t date gym guys. He laughed and said, “That’s fine.” Thought I won. The next weekend my sister drags me to meet her boyfriend’s older brother. We walk into the restaurant and he’s already there at the table. Elbows resting casually. “Didn’t know you were family-oriented,” he says.

@LukeEdwardsTele Dry ski slope in Stoke (Bathpool Park, Kidsgrove) Artificial snow ski slope in Manchester

Just watched a 19 year old who got into the sport on a dry ski slope in Manchester just try to nail a trick never landed before at a tournament in pursuit of an Olympic gold medal and just, just fail to pull it off. Mia Brookes that was remarkable. I don’t understand snowboarding but I do appreciate sport and that was so nearly the ultimate jump on the ultimate stage. You will do it one day. #WinterOlympics

@GoOnStoke_com Wank

Sum up that performance using five words or less 👇

@Citizen_baker He is with us again this week (Stoke), we had him away at Norwich the other week, was very good.

Well well well, so Hallam dropped #VAR Following the controversy and Guardiola’s furious outburst, Hallam has not been selected to officiate any Premier League games in matchweek 24. The PGMOL and PL chiefs have been known to take officials out of the firing line following a controversial decision.

@GoodmanAlanplus @notanastronomer 11 litres is what, about 22 pints? That's a decent Friday and Saturday at most?

@notanastronomer It's a good stereotype, but achtually... Public sources suggest the British drink 10.9 litres of alcohol a year, compared to the Americans who drink 9.8. worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankin… On these figures, somebody is drinking in the USA. I don't believe the Russian numbers.

drinking in the UK, a summary: I (an American) have had one (large) glass of prosecco and I’m smashed. My (British) trivia team captain is on bottle #2 and completely sober.

@HeatherACofer I do this all the time 😂 She still laughs when I do, even if I just message 'No Ta' to a text from 5 hours ago asking if I need anything from the shop Laughter and humour is the bedrock of a relationship, I'll hear no other argument. 26 years married, 30 years together in Oct

I regularly text my husband while he’s working, asking him a question or letting him know dinner’s ready, and sometimes he won’t see it until we’ve already talked about it in person when he’s finished. And just for fun he’ll often respond to them anyway. Sometimes when he’s standing right in front of me. I’ll look up and see the twinkle in his eye before we both burst into laughter. Marriage to a godly man is such delight.

@MHutton93 @SamCoatesSky It was literally founded by senior Tory Nadeem Zahawi you fool

@SamCoatesSky You gov is very left leaning

YouGov / Sky / Times voting intention Ref 24%(nc), LAB 19%(nc), CON 18%(-2), GRN 17%(+3) LDEM 14%(-2), Pollster note: I expect most of the movement here is just noise - the thing to note is probably actually one of the parties that *hasn't* changed. Last week we had Reform down to 24%, and I made my usual "just one poll" noises, half expecting it to bounce back up. This week’s poll is another point backing up that decline (and, needless to say, it does not suggest any positive impact from Jenrick’s defection yet.)