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@SisiSoftLife @slimsuki_ She's correct.

@slimsuki_ Like dyg.. he can’t even finish 500 potatoes

Lmaooooo The Irony is that Potato and eggs will hold you longer than bread and coke.

@dejesusofficia Madueke G/A

What’s one thing that will 💯 happen in this game

LET IT BE ON RECORD that on February 22nd, I arrested a Serial killer named KELECHI Wofuru for kidnapping and multiple murders. November 2025, KELECHI Wofuru from Ubima Rivers State walked out from High High Court Portharcourt a free man for a case of Kidnapping. The court freed him. February, 2026, I led my TECH team from Asaba and arrested KELECHI Wofuru at Ubima Town Rivers. From November 2025 till February 2026, KELECHI Wofuru and his gang kidnapped more than seven victims and kpai them. Two of their victims remains recovered and deposited at UPTH. KELECHI Wofuru is currently in Police custody Rivers State Police Command. He has also mentioned some of his gang members who are also in custody. This wouldn't have been possible if not the involvement of CSP ALEX commander SPECIAL INTELLIGENCE AND OPERATIONS UNIT RIVERS STATE POLICE COMMAND. The likes of KELECHI Wofuru are walking freely because of our Judiciary. Harrison Gwamnishu Safe City Volunteer Foundation

@misterluqman1 @hsprafrique A dormant account does not need a court order to be reactivated.

A dormant account needs a court order to be reactivated. Let's say the court order was obtained fraudulently, you ll have to fill a form for reactivation and even sign. The signature must be the same as what's in the system. Let's assume that stage is bypassed, a supervisor has to approve that reactivation. Also, for the card, let's assume the verification was waved, someone will still approve the release and sign the card in the collections register Lastly, no family member of any deceased can walk up to a bank and ask for bank balance or statement even with probate. A probate is a court document with explicit orders and inquirers validating and verifying especially the next of kin to allow access. Infact, when you submit a private, for the fact that the bank doesn't know you. The bank responds to the court and not to you. Your own is to submit and go then the bank process and replies the court. There are levels and procedures to these things. Too many false happenings in this story but then I can only reply to these few Get your facts right Nigerian banks aren't as weak as you guys think

Two Nigerian bank employees were arrested after allegedly stealing money from a dead customer’s account. Not hacking. Not malware. Just insider access. EFCC investigators say the incident happened at a Union Bank branch in Makurdi, Benue State. The victim: Emmanuel Azer Agenna, a bank customer who had passed away. Like many cases after a customer’s death, the account remained inactive for months while the family prepared probate and inheritance documentation. According to investigators, two bank staff: • Idah Ogoh – Sales & Service Associate • Agbo Okwute – Sales & Service Associate allegedly exploited that window. Here’s how the scheme reportedly worked: First, the insiders identified the dormant account belonging to the deceased customer. Then on May 10, 2023, one of them processed a new ATM debit card request on the account. Normally issuing a debit card requires: • the account holder present • identity verification • authorization from the customer But with internal banking system privileges, the request was allegedly approved. After the card was issued: • Ogoh allegedly handed the card to Okwute • Okwute then passed it to an external accomplice That accomplice began making ATM withdrawals from the deceased customer’s account. Total amount allegedly withdrawn: ₦4,199,500. Because the withdrawals looked like normal ATM transactions, nothing was immediately flagged. The fraud only surfaced later when the family of the deceased visited the bank to obtain the account balance for probate. They noticed unauthorized debits and disputed the balance. Union Bank launched an internal audit. Transaction logs showed: • the debit card had been issued after the customer’s death • ATM withdrawals were linked to that card. The bank filed a petition with the EFCC Makurdi Zonal Command. Both employees were arrested on June 21, 2024. Cases like this show why insider threats are one of the biggest risks in banking. Not hackers breaking in. But employees who already understand the system.

@Owiggy_ There is a pattern in the family. You're more likely to end up same way except you go the extra mile to nullify the pattern in your case.

What do you guys think? Do you think his fears are valid?

@Ademolaaa_ Jam for days!

I go calabar marry ekaette Iya Iya ooo Iya Iya Iya ooo

What worries me is that we don’t even have enough hospital beds in this country incase Arsenal loses the league 😭

Chai! And you be statistician o

Find a fucking way to get Odegaard Eze Saka Gyokeres all in the team together you imbeciles @arsenal

@sxdiqcarter_ @MuizGrey Wetin you carry for the ticket?

@MuizGrey Una cut my ticket

I dy see Arsenal & Feyenoord for my dream

If your wife works at Klyrox Integrated Services at No. 24 Madira Street, Pako Bus Stop, she gets fucked every single day by my boss.

Oya prove dem wrong eje. I be your fellow man Gimme sofa please, my palour empty The echo from my palour wan wound me

@mymangirl Now you're talking! That's the energy 💪

Good morning FT. I had a dream, we beat Sporting home and away.

@logicfgs Kinda different profile. Odegaard would be a better fit.

Damsgaard

@AdekemiSaliu For how much? Maybe 50k extra max! Is that it? Then you wait till when you're pregnant again to extort another 50k? Nonsense!

Nurse, how much is antenatal fee again? Me: Oga, ask your wife, I have explained to her. 🫠🫠

@dejesusofficia You know ball.

Won't be difficult to break them down now Gabriel is injured. A back four of Hincapie/MLS, Calafiori Saliba, Timber.

What kind of stupid question and engagement farming is this?

@SirLeoBDasilva Why? What did he do?

Good morning to everyone on earth except Mikel Arteta.

@tosin_1109 Speak for yourself G. You and who are drawing 3 and losing 2?

We will draw 3 games here and loose two