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@SisiSoftLife
HA,NOT YOU STALKING!!! 🎙️Event Host/Planner | 📸Videographer | ✨Editor & Storyteller … my portfolio 👇
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Lmaooooo
The Irony is that Potato and eggs will hold you longer than bread and coke.
Wese@OmoIyaaWese
Gym bros 😂😂😂😂😂 Dem funny gan Person wan use bread hold stomach for like 8hrs U de say potato and egg
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🚨🚔 CASE 052 🚔🚨
Officer arrived the scene with immediate alacrity.
👁️ Evidence:
Boiled yam — looks heavy, but solid👍
Chicken (2 pieces) — solid 💪
Sauce — oil swimming loudly🚨 ❌
Vegetables — missing in action 🚨❌
⚖️ Verdict:
⚖️ Clean protein + carbs… but fibre nowhere
👮🏽♂️ Sentence:
Add vegetables next time 🥬
20 push-ups
OFFICER IS WATCHING 👀
#FitnessFoodPolice
weightlossmessiah@shredwithQpid
First meal of the day.
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@SisiSoftLife @kvng_chux @slimsuki_ You are joking at this point because what do you mean he can’t finish 500 Naira own 😂😂
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@SisiSoftLife @theflashgeeky @Stipzey @OmoIyaaWese Na wetin u want make that guy chop enter site ?? 😂💔
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Gym bros 😂😂😂😂😂
Dem funny gan
Person wan use bread hold stomach for like 8hrs
U de say potato and egg
M A X@max_misk
Bread - #1000 Pepsi - #400 Butter - I dunno. Total - 1400. Nutritional Value = Nothing but diabetes and the likes Sweet potatoes - #300 Eggs - 1000 Nutritional value - Protein+ complex carbs. Good health. Healthy living is not as expensive as buying junks, you're just not ready You're welcome 🤗
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@kosionly @theflashgeeky @Stipzey @OmoIyaaWese One small bread like this 😂 e no bad for the price sha … it’s the size of a cinnamon roll, fluffier
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@kosionly @theflashgeeky @Boogercoop @Stipzey @OmoIyaaWese That bread isn’t really “full” loaf of bread. My area that bread isn’t more than 600 … if he adds beans it would be more filling than Pepsi
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@theflashgeeky @Boogercoop @SisiSoftLife @Stipzey @OmoIyaaWese Beans 500 for where abeg, and una never still understand say that guy dey chop for survival not nutritional value, abi you think say beans and egg 500 go hold him belle compared to full loaf of bread and pepsi ?
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@SisiSoftLife @theflashgeeky @Stipzey @OmoIyaaWese Come are you trolling?! Cos there’s no way you’re serious 😂 beans 400 bread 300 , na gun you go use buy am abi
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@kosionly @theflashgeeky @Stipzey @OmoIyaaWese Swrs in my area I can buy at this range, I stay in a student area too
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@kosionly @theflashgeeky @SisiSoftLife @Stipzey @OmoIyaaWese E go buy bread, beans 1K and one egg for sure
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@kvng_chux @slimsuki_ Yes, cos I buy it a lot .. would eat it 2-3 times
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@SisiSoftLife @slimsuki_ Do you even know how 500 naira potatoes look like?
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@SisiSoftLife That... Is excess. Seed oils are not good for the body. The dripping is not necessary.
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