Rob Kemp

@hazeldanger @gofasterchris If there's enough interest in it happening, I am happy to do it.

@RobotKemp @gofasterchris Southampton, so nowhere near unfortunately.

Just watched @RobotKemp ‘s Elvis Dead (thanks @gofasterchris ). Genuinely one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Gutted I won’t be able to see it live.

I don't know if any of you are here in Edinburgh, but just thought I should mention this is happening. #hailtotheking #elvis

Less than a month till #edfringe? Here, have a time-ordered list of gig recommendations: noblefailure.org/ed25 With e.g. @MisterABK, @AlexyBennett, Amy Annette, @DruCripps, @marksilcox, @MaxFulham, @richardvranch, @RobotKemp, @turlygod, @TomMayhew and 400ish others. Wahoo!

@RussLatino @jk_rowling @MagisFuturum And that attitude just about sums your position up, doesn't it. Unwilling to accept actual science, and the possibility that in a world of variation and anomaly, that there might be some space for something else. Nevermind, you are welcome to your immovable position.

@RobotKemp @jk_rowling @MagisFuturum It’s really not. No matter how many words are devoted to it.

Let me make this as simple as possible. An oven remains an oven even when it's not in use. It does not become a trouser press. For the avoidance of doubt, you are the trouser press in this analogy.

@RussLatino @jk_rowling @MagisFuturum It's WAY more complicated than that.

@jk_rowling @MagisFuturum It’s simpler than that. For over 99% of the population, there’s XX and XY. Every cell in their body is infused with either male or female chromosomes. How well functioning reproductive organs are is pretty irrelevant.

Two months till #edfringe? Here, have a time-ordered list of gig recommendations: noblefailure.org/ed25 With ACMS Board Members @BenTarget, @BridgetChristie, Elf Lyons, @JosieLong, @JozNorris, Sophie Duker, and @turlygod, plus our gig wife @VixLeyton! And 300ish others. Wahoo!

instagram.com/reel/DBKl2rlMo… I need to watch this video every day until the message sinks in.

Tonight in our Studio Room! 🕕👇 Rough Works, featuring @jo_enright, @mrmarkrow, Hannah Weetman, @destructo9000, @dannyclives, @RobotKemp, @TalDavies, @a_tweety_bird & @KarenBayley Doors: 6pm Last entry: 6:15pm Approx finish: 9:30pm Tickets & info 👉 bit.ly/RoughWorksBrum

How am I supposed to get my range of Ringo Starr bin liners endorsed now?

@PepeIrish @Cruella1 @jamesecook @JonGracey @erikaehler You win. Goodbye.

@RobotKemp @Cruella1 @jamesecook @JonGracey @erikaehler Watching you get triggered by such a small little question is more hilarious than anything you could produce on stage. I'm not seeing the engagement here guys but the usual little hairy armpit circle jerk from Kate who still won't fk you dude :)

@PepeIrish @jamesecook @Cruella1 @JonGracey @erikaehler So, the spite account didn't find me funny? How sad for me.

@RobotKemp @jamesecook @Cruella1 @JonGracey @erikaehler Now that is comedy gold! She won't fk you dude!

@Cruella1 @PepeIrish @jamesecook @JonGracey @erikaehler Yeah, I used logic and evidence to engage with the attack, and he reacted in the way a 12yo would (which I reasonably assume he is).

@RobotKemp @PepeIrish @jamesecook @JonGracey @erikaehler I sense our friend has replied. Sadly I blocked him already so his unique sardonic wit has been lost. Also has anyone told him we absolutely smashed this show. Won by a landslide. Was honestly embarrassing for everyone who wasn’t us. Right?

@PepeIrish @jamesecook @Cruella1 @JonGracey @erikaehler Given how few likes your posts tend to get, you probably need to wind your neck in, mate.

@jamesecook @Cruella1 @JonGracey @erikaehler @RobotKemp 4 likes was that the 4 of you pictured?

At Monday's #ACMS you saw, and should see more of: 😻 @turlygod & Linda (Andrew Sim) 👀 @AlLubel 🧢 @hannahtheplatt 👓 @KitchNate 🎶 @EdyHurst 👃 @destroycomedy 🐭 @zomgmouse 🚫 @RobotKemp's Bad News 🌊 @OhHeyMeliss & Shane Dundas (@umbilicals) 💍 @leslie_eb 🫤 Tim Reeves

@CBThorburn Slight related digression: I always fancied the idea of Mortal Trumpton, or Camberwick Greenfighter .

Need an arcade game where all these guys fight

@JadenOfLife @nexthespookster @jestrogenfiend Did you read the thread?

@nexthespookster @jestrogenfiend Cuz he isn't gay and everyone knows this...Most lgbtq people don't accept it because they most of them feel like since they gay everything they like had to be as well

Thread of Deadpool doing drag or just being a fruitcake🩷💛💙

@5tevieM This has big finale written all over it.

instead of working on my show i took a throwaway joke about how pop songs have titles like "ive got a big tiddy" and spent 2 hours writing/recording a song complete with a lyrics video i've lost my mind

Good ceremony plans so far, guys, but I think it needs something else, any ideas? ... Robo-apocalypse-water-horse? Jacques, you are a genius.

In her newest song it sounds like Rita Ora is calling us a shower of shit.