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Rob Kemp

@RobotKemp

Comedian, creator of The Elvis Dead. https://t.co/9PLI70GFeO

West Midlands, England Katılım Eylül 2012
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El Tigre
El Tigre@hazeldanger·
Just watched @RobotKemp ‘s Elvis Dead (thanks @gofasterchris ). Genuinely one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Gutted I won’t be able to see it live.
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Rob Kemp@RobotKemp·
I don't know if any of you are here in Edinburgh, but just thought I should mention this is happening. #hailtotheking #elvis
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Rob Kemp@RobotKemp·
@RussLatino @jk_rowling @MagisFuturum And that attitude just about sums your position up, doesn't it. Unwilling to accept actual science, and the possibility that in a world of variation and anomaly, that there might be some space for something else. Nevermind, you are welcome to your immovable position.
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J.K. Rowling
J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling·
Let me make this as simple as possible. An oven remains an oven even when it's not in use. It does not become a trouser press. For the avoidance of doubt, you are the trouser press in this analogy.
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Russ Latino@RussLatino·
@jk_rowling @MagisFuturum It’s simpler than that. For over 99% of the population, there’s XX and XY. Every cell in their body is infused with either male or female chromosomes. How well functioning reproductive organs are is pretty irrelevant.
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Rob Kemp@RobotKemp·
How am I supposed to get my range of Ringo Starr bin liners endorsed now?
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IrishPepe@PepeIrish·
@RobotKemp @Cruella1 @jamesecook @JonGracey @erikaehler Watching you get triggered by such a small little question is more hilarious than anything you could produce on stage. I'm not seeing the engagement here guys but the usual little hairy armpit circle jerk from Kate who still won't fk you dude :)
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Kate Smurthwaite
Kate Smurthwaite@Cruella1·
@RobotKemp @PepeIrish @jamesecook @JonGracey @erikaehler I sense our friend has replied. Sadly I blocked him already so his unique sardonic wit has been lost. Also has anyone told him we absolutely smashed this show. Won by a landslide. Was honestly embarrassing for everyone who wasn’t us. Right?
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Rob Kemp@RobotKemp·
@CBThorburn Slight related digression: I always fancied the idea of Mortal Trumpton, or Camberwick Greenfighter .
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Chris Thorburn@CBThorburn·
Need an arcade game where all these guys fight
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Jad3n@JadenOfLife·
@nexthespookster @jestrogenfiend Cuz he isn't gay and everyone knows this...Most lgbtq people don't accept it because they most of them feel like since they gay everything they like had to be as well
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Rob Kemp@RobotKemp·
@5tevieM This has big finale written all over it.
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Stevie Martin
Stevie Martin@5tevieM·
instead of working on my show i took a throwaway joke about how pop songs have titles like "ive got a big tiddy" and spent 2 hours writing/recording a song complete with a lyrics video i've lost my mind
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Rob Kemp@RobotKemp·
Good ceremony plans so far, guys, but I think it needs something else, any ideas? ... Robo-apocalypse-water-horse? Jacques, you are a genius.
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Rob Kemp@RobotKemp·
In her newest song it sounds like Rita Ora is calling us a shower of shit.
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