Lil uzi bert

Dance Gavin Dance album cover

"That's strange...this is just the Dao de jing..."

@tonyhawktruther God has a Son.. that means... Heavenly Father... My man 🤜🤛🤝🙈

yo but if there's a New Testament that means... Old Testament... my man 🤝😂

@JoshLipnik What is on that horse? Who was in paris???

Detroit cowboys

fish probably love being made into a soup... "brings me back" type shit

@BarackObama Who cares

Today’s Supreme Court decision effectively guts a key pillar of the Voting Rights Act, freeing state legislatures to gerrymander legislative districts to systematically dilute and weaken the voting power of racial minorities - so long as they do it under the guise of “partisanship” rather than explicit “racial bias.” And it serves as just one more example of how a majority of the current Court seems intent on abandoning its vital role in ensuring equal participation in our democracy and protecting the rights of minority groups against majority overreach. The good news is that such setbacks can be overcome. But that will only happen if citizens across the country who cherish our democratic ideals continue to mobilize and vote in record numbers - not just in the upcoming midterms or in high profile races, but in every election and every level.

My copy arrived in the mail today @uncle_deluge. It looks great, and feels great in the hands. Great work!

@uncle_deluge Love those guys

Byzantium

@uncle_deluge Blue

What's it gonna be, liberal?

@sentinl_grave We have the recipes

“Sephardim were significantly more literate than Spaniards in the Middle Ages.” “…” “Are you listening? Let me show you some Nobel Prize statistics broken down by religion.” “…” “Jewish emancipation was a boon for progress in Eur- Why are you looking at me like that?” “…”

@TransferPortal @JoeTipton #BonkeGang

BREAKING: Charlotte 7'2" transfer center Anton Bonke has committed to Michigan State, @JoeTipton reports ⚔️ on3.com/college/michig…

@VivekGRamaswamy Boooooooooo

You can travel to Italy, but you’ll never be an Italian. You can travel to France but you’ll never be a Frenchman. You can live in Germany but you’ll never be a German. You can pack your bags and live the rest of your life in China or Japan, but you’ll never be Chinese or Japanese. Yet you can come from any one of those countries to the United States of America, and you can still be an American – so long as you work hard, you play by the rules, you make your contributions, wait your turn, pledge allegiance to the flag, and obtain your citizenship.

@tonyhawktruther Freedom of information act

Hello, Whose Pussy Is This Department? I’d like to file an information request!

Wouldve been a funnier joke if you didnt pin it on a fake person

@thesnews Hope not 💔

State House Republicans are looking to slash 62% of state funding for Michigan State University. During a press conference Thursday announcing the House’s proposed state budget for the upcoming fiscal year, House Speaker Matt Hall, R-Richland Township, said MSU has been “losing their way, losing focus of their core mission.” The proposal seeks to reduce state appropriations to the university by $208.8 million compared to the current fiscal year, in which MSU received $333.7 million. statenews.com/article/2026/0…

@uncle_deluge Its because everyone lived in households with babies. Everyone lived and slept near babies and people raising babies. Babies cry in the night.

Is that preindustrial biphasic sleep thing real? I've heard it repeated ad nauseam that everyone had two distinct sleep periods separated by an hour of two of elevated wakefulness every night and that artificial lighting has interrupted that, but it feels a little too pop history

@uncle_deluge Ordered👍 nice work

Hello. I'm selling a book. I've edited and typeset an ancient Gospel Harmony (Tatian's Diatessaron). It has just about every verse from the four canonical gospels and arranges them in a coherent chronological order. I've chosen to have it adhere to the KJV lulu.com/shop/tatian-an…

Being ugly is mexican heritage

@redeemed_zoomer Satan and his demons way worse tbh

I don't think any possible combination could be more triggering to Orthobros