RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦

@RockPaper_Sista

I like to make paper. I like Coffee. Sometimes I shake my fist at the sky & yell, "I said DESERTED ISLAND!!" I won't unite with terrorists. rockpaper-sista.bsk

An Island Katılım Temmuz 2017

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·20 Ara

@steve_vladeck @AWeissmann_ Refusing the outcome of the election and encouraging your supporters to disrupt the peaceful transfer of power is not, and never shall be, one of the official acts of the President of the United States.

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·1h

@Zusia @MCCCANM Birds aren't real.

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Zusia@Zusia·3h

@MCCCANM That starling was a CIA operative. Foiled.

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KC-10 Driver ✈️ 👨‍✈️ B-737 Wrangler@MCCCANM·21h

This guy just has the most random encounters with animals of anyone you’ve ever heard of & it’s kind of incredible at this point. I fully expect to see him riding a giraffe at some point & it will kind of make sense somehow.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr@RobertKennedyJr

Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·1h

@atrupar can he be any more vague? "over the next period of time"

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·3h

Trump: "The Trump manufacturing boom is what they're calling it. Now, the plants will be opening over the next period of time. Pretty soon."

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·1h

@atrupar The battery life on that fucking Rumpbot is horrible.

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·3h

Trump's face is drooping and he's struggling to keep his eyes open while Kelly Loeffler speaks

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·1h

@BonniBK They should try using a cool blue marker around Florida to cool it down a little instead of that firery red outline.

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Bonnie@BonniBK·3h

maga crying over calling it by it's actual name 😂

Ryan Maue@RyanWeather

Very hot 🔥 in Florida especially on Thursday as a "heat dome" builds over the Gulf of Mexico. 94°F to 97°F along Interstate 4 including Orlando 🍊

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·1h

@atrupar Without wasting hundreds of gallons of fresh potable water asking an AI to arrive at my answer, I feel 600% sure that employment and unemployment are separate things.

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·3h

a very confused Trump: "I could with one swipe of the pen say, 'Let's have no employment,' and I'll hire a million people or two million people and we'll have absolutely no employment."

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·7h

@RobertKennedyJr Did Bobby fuck that hornless rhino?

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·7h

This is important:

Scott MacFarlane@MacFarlaneNews

STAND BY: Court hearing is imminent here in DC, as plaintiffs seek judge's order to block Trump Admin. from seizing, closing and razing the East Potomac public golf course in DC Plaintiffs: "Trust is no longer an option. As it did with the East Wing, the administration has chosen arbitrariness over abiding by the law"

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·7h

Donny 'toilet' tRump is a thief!!

Scott MacFarlane@MacFarlaneNews

The future of East Potomac Golf Course -- very popular with longtime residents here in DC -- is now literally a federal case. This is a unique moment. There's palpable distrust in the National Park Service.. which is controlled by Trump Admin

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·10h

@21WIRE He had NEVER heard the word afforability before January of 2025?

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Patrick Henningsen@21WIRE·1d

TRUMP JUST GOT HIS ‘BASKET OF DEPLORABLES’ MOMENT Tomorrow’s polls are going be ugly, after Donald Trump’s speech today - where he called voter concerns about runaway inflation & “affordability”… a “line of bullshit.” Trump’s elitist snubbing of working class voters has just given Democrats the perfect ad for the Midterm elections….

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·23h

@MysterySolvents Smegma

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@MysterySolvent@MysterySolvents·23h

If Trump’s current skin were a new crayon, what would it be named?

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·1d

@WhiteHouse DonOLD doesn't even know what game those cards are from.

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·1d

@Mollyploofkins The plane flys downhill from DC to Florida so it's saving gas by using gravity. :(

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Molly Ploofkins@Mollyploofkins·1d

How much are we paying to ferry his fat ass to and from Florida every weekend to play golf?

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·1d

He can not smile, just snarl with teeth clenched.

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·1d

Grimace more

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·1d

@iGardon Trump insults every person on the spectrum.

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Izzy Gardon@iGardon·2d

Wow. Trump watched Gavin Newsom on Bill Maher last night and now he’s LOSING it. He’s spiraling on Truth Social after Newsom destroyed him for wrecking our country and grifting. Time to grab the remote from grandpa!!!

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·2d

Yikes!

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·2d

@Acyn tRump thinks this is a 17 trillion percent increase.

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Acyn@Acyn·3d

Trump: 18 trillion now pouring into our country. Less than 1 trillion in 4 years. That's 18 times more, but think of it, it's really almost 100 times more if you really multiply it out properly

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·2d

@AndyOstroy There was New Math and now there's Trump-Math.

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Andy Ostroy@AndyOstroy·2d

I don’t know about you guys, but when the guy who thinks going from $100-$20 is a 500% reduction tells us something, I’m trusting his math…

Acyn@Acyn

Trump: 18 trillion now pouring into our country. Less than 1 trillion in 4 years. That's 18 times more, but think of it, it's really almost 100 times more if you really multiply it out properly

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RockPaper_Sista ☕️🌿🍄📜🚭🥦@RockPaper_Sista·2d

@JoshuaSeattle1 @AnnieForTruth The reason gas is so expensive is because of all the people driving and using the gas. STOP THE DRIVING!

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Joshua@Seattle@JoshuaSeattle1·2d

@AnnieForTruth When do you think's the last time the Orange Dude actually drove a car? 🤷‍♂️

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@Zusia @MCCCANM @atrupar @BonniBK @RobertKennedyJr @21WIRE @MysterySolvents @WhiteHouse