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Iceland would be my favourite but I'd live in Denmark or Finland as well

I'd be living in the Scottish Highlands in my log cabin in the either the mountains or or a forest, a stream nearby, a few chickens and a little veg plot 🥰

I went to a lovely village fete today, and there was a fish ‘n’ chip van, so I had a large cod and chips. My missus ‘didn’t want any’, but then, of course, proceeded to eat around 40 per cent of my chips. Also, two random women simply walked up and helped themselves to some, as if that was perfectly acceptable. How much longer must men put up with this? How do we know how much food to buy? If you run a chips-adjacent food outlet, how do you know how much to serve to a bloke when there are obvious women present? Of course, I’m happy to share with the frail, fainting flower of womanhood, because what’s mine is hers first. We are men, and our duty is to provide and, ultimately, defend, even unto death. But this is about chips, and boundaries are important. Sisters: it’s OK to like chips. It’s OK to want some. We know you do.

@MrJamesMay If your partner offers, then take one but random people walking up and eating your food is definitely unacceptable. Don't understand how people can do this. So disrespectful 😒

Night 🎮

- mummy, would you like to see a magic trick? - well, unless you can produce a couple of tins of ‘give a shit’ from that hat of yours, i’m afraid the answer will be no…

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Note to introverts: for every person who thinks you’re ‘too quiet’ there’s someone else who thinks you’re an amazing listener.

The force awakens in newborn stars. Hubble captured some cosmic "lightsabers" far, far away. These are actually young stellar jets, colliding at fast speeds with nearby gas and dust. Happy Star Wars Day from the Hubble team!

Nowt. Just needs to squashed down so the crisps don't fall out

@kazzaloveslife Fish and chips 😋👌🏻 x

Which have you got?

@wendy_witchy 😂😂😂😘xx

@RedFive1243 🤭

Animal crossing new horizons. Just restarted again 😅

@wendy_witchy Tried using a side plate a few times, never worked for me 🐷🫣🤣😘xx

@MartinLFC_ @anon_opin Me too 🤣

@anon_opin Read that as Batman at first, ffs

Barman here. I don't know who started this "queueing single-file at the pub" business but it needs to end. You're not actually getting served any quicker. They wouldn't have designed bars to be long and wide if they intended on people forming a fucking queue.