RodBlagojevich

Unless I get something real good for pardoning this guy, shit, I’ll just send myself to jail, you know what I’m saying.

Planning my campaign for president of cell block 6814.

$@%#*! you, Meg Whitman...I thought I had a new avenue: http://tinyurl.com/5p4pjy

This cheeseburger cost me $4,500. Worth every penny.

I knew that The Biggest Loser would make the day better! It does make me feel guilty about that burger, but what the hell.

Hmm, the local news. %$!@# this. Ooh, Pulp Fiction on AMC. Sweet. "Say what again! Say what one more time!" LOL

Man, The Wolf. That guy could fix ANYTHING.

Off to bed, but not before doing some online shopping for Patti. Her original list looks tough to deliver on right now. All ideas welcome!

@ceonyc Yeah, well, I'm up for SNL. Bring it on, I'm available this weekend! (How much do they pay, anyway?)

@johnhanlon Look, things have to get done. That's the work ethic we show here in the great state of Illinois.

First up on the to-do list: Gotta call Hendry and tell him to get the Peavy deal DONE already. Doesn't ANYONE know how to make deals here?

@k8iedid I can %$#!&* win that, no question. What's the payout?

@Chicagoeba OJ...that %$!#& called last night offering me "insight" on the slammer. In Fitzy's words, I told him to go [bleep] himself.

@huffpost You better believe it is! Who is bigger/better?? And it will be even better once I get outta this. Wait and see, [bleep]s. lol

@wonkette "this friggin guy"?!? If you wanna play with the big boys, wonkette, you need to talk like a $%#!* man.

A LEGO man??: http://chicagoist.com/2008/12/09/blalegovich.php Now my haircut? Come on people, CUT ME SOME [bleep]ing SLACK here.

@jscott1 This sounds awesome -- can the Blag-man come?