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@dandakich you're high

@blazedbot1 @ArmyGuy101st101 @nbcsnl His audition was solo but performed the same skit.

@Rod_Soup @ArmyGuy101st101 @nbcsnl Solo? There are 4 people in it?

he's not going to say it again

@ArmyGuy101st101 @nbcsnl This was a skit Will Ferrell performed solo for his SNL audition.

@nbcsnl Wow. That was a waste of watching. Who wrote that abortion?

@Michael_Cerami Yes…

Remember, Cubs fans, if you say “this is their World Series” you’re just admitting that they’re winning. It’s not a dunk. It never is. And the only fans who say it are the ones of the on paper better team when they’re losing.

@Brett_A_Taylor He was absolutely robbed of platinum glove last year

But I was told

@yugeenty @Underdog Hell yeah I do

@Rod_Soup @Underdog You believe that

Pacers tanked just to not get a pick

@PacersKev @iPacersblog We believe KP! 🫡

I'm really sorry to all our fans. I own taking this risk. Surprised it came up 5th after this year. I thought we were due some luck. But please remember - this team deserved a starting center to compete with the best teams next year. We have always been resilient.

Fuck Adam Silver in his stupid fucking face.

@thatguytejay @SusieM414141 That’s not remotely true but I have no interest in arguing with a stranger on the internet. Have a good day bud.

@Rod_Soup @SusieM414141 You fire fighters are ignorant though. 95 percent of your responds are pointless. You all fight maybe one fire a year.

When it literally pays to have patience! This person could not wait while the tow truck driver loaded up a vehicle. They ended up hitting another car due to their inability to chill out. Was it worth it? I doubt it.

@TheJoeySwoll Joey I think you’re falling for rage bait with these types of tweets.

AGAIN, men wanting to date biological women is NOT transphobic. Let’s normalize that.

@obvious_shirts Do you have a DO BETTER shirt?

Joey Swoll Knows. Chicago native. A Cub fan through and through. He watches every game and is great on here with fans. Dude just gets it.

“There’s no way they do it again.” - me right before the @cubs do, in fact, do it again. #Cubs

@CHISportsRealm I said the same thing to my wife last night when we were watching! Lol who is possibly seeing that thing in their rear view mirror?

Hope Emilio Pagan is ok but wtf is the point of this being backwards. I highly doubt they’re whipping this thing on the streets lmao

@Brett_A_Taylor AND Amaya got injured last year hustling to first base. I have no problem with him not getting to 2B here.

Setting aside the fact that Amaya is a 9th percentile runner, that ball was directly to the left fielder in the same way a hard single would've been, and didn't get away from him by more than a few feet. Why on earth would you assume two bases?

@MacrodosingPod @PFTCommenter @Rockies There’s a very easy way to test the theory. Buy some raffle tickets online and see if your numbers all start with 990…

.@Rockies we're onto you

25-30mph gust blowing out!!! Red Bill giveaway for every Cubs HR? Yup!!!!! Retweet and follow @obvious_shirts to enter. #Cubs

@WorldWideWob Tyrese did it better

THE KAWHI SHOT JUST HAPPENED AGAIN!?!?!?

@CubsCreator I was at that game!

CUBBIE THROWBACK: June 30, 2012, Anthony Rizzo hits his first home run as a Cub. FIRST OF MANY

And Adam Silver is really going to add two more teams to this league. There’s not enough talent to go around, not everyone is tanking. Some are just bad!