-teejay.eth

Selling a degod here to buy 1 captain and 1 Azuki will go down as the best play of 2023. Check back on this in a few months.

@ImpactSRLLC @Nealerrr

@thatguytejay @Nealerrr Coward! Show your face, pussy!

Good for Marner for finally being clutch in his 10th playoff run, however: -chose to leave, Leafs offered big money to stay -9 chances in Toronto to do this -same people saying he wasn't a problem forgot past tweets are searchable -Utah + Anaheim are not Florida, Tampa, Boston

@ImpactSRLLC @Nealerrr Stay fat Steven

@Nealerrr They were protesting and throwing garbage on his lawn. I would have bolted in a second. Stay cold, high taxes, bad team, worse fans. Vegas: Warm weather, great place to live, great team, no state taxes. The USA always beats Canada!

@NUCLRGOLF Try connecting a steel beam 1000 ft in the air Buddy it ain’t that deep

🚽🪞Micheal Block gave himself a mid round pump up speech: “I was in the bathroom on hole 12 or 13 today, and there was no mirror, so I wasn't looking at myself. But I said, You got this. You're actually pretty good, buddy.” Block is only 3 off the lead.

@401_da_sarpanch Release truck drivers name!!

#WATCH: May.12 Footage Of Fatal Crash Involving Transport Truck And Vehicle On📍Hwy17 Near Sault Ste. Marie. Driver Of Vehicle From B.C. Pronounced Deceased.🕊️

@0xYudi @gemchange_ltd Who is queuing

@gemchange_ltd lol. clearly you've never looped instores before and it shows. people are already queueing and you think they don't have backdoors already? the stock will be gone before you even get let in store. the same playbook will apply as moonswatch.

every unemployed guy with a group chat of equally unemployed friends swatch x ap "royal pop" drops saturday may 16 and this is the easiest 4-figure week you'll have all year if you're willing to do something that resembles work for 14 hours. let me lay out exactly what i'll do retail confirmed $300–500 range based on moonswatch ($260) and blancpain scuba ($400) precedent. in-store only, no online sales. swatch is officially limiting it to 1 piece per person per store per day, not 2. so your hustle is per-warm-body, not per-pair historical resale data on the predecessors - moonswatch launched march 2022 at $260. stockx avg trade $900 (250% over retail), peak Tiffany blue Uranus $1,040 avg, individual eBay listings hit $2,400 / 12x retail. ~2,000 trades in first 6 days - blancpain scuba launched sept 2023 at $400. chrono24 current asks $600–995 across colorways, two years post-launch. launch week premiums were 2–3x - snoopy moonphase $430 retail, 2024 - guy in singapore waited 15 hours, watch immediately traded $1,200+ royal pop is the biggest of the three by a country mile. AP has never done downward extension, ever. entry RO is $60k AUD. this is the first time swatch has used a brand they don't own. the cultural moment is bigger than moonswatch and the supply will be tighter because AP cares about brand dilution. realistic launch-day flip: $1,200–1,800 per piece on a $400 retail. that's $800–1,400 profit per warm body you put in line. you bring 3 friends, you clear $3k+ in a saturday. you bring 5, count urself not all stores are equal. swatch lists US POS: SoHo, Times Square NY, Aventura, Miami Beach, Orlando, Tampa, Atlanta, Charlotte, Nashville, Dallas, Houston, Austin, Denver, Las Vegas, Honolulu, King of Prussia, Garden City, Troy MI, Oak Brook IL, Canoga Park, Santa Clara. UK has 13 confirmed stores. global rollout is simultaneous saturday morning - avoid: SoHo, Times Square, Carnaby Street London, Ginza, Orchard Singapore. these are the moonswatch ground zero stores. snoopy line was 150 deep at 7am at ion orchard, people camped from 7pm previous day. carnaby had 5,000 people for moonswatch launch. you will not get a watch unless you're sleeping on the pavement thursday night - target: secondary US cities Oak Brook IL, Troy MI, King of Prussia PA, Garden City NY, Canoga Park, Honolulu, Charlotte, Nashville. same allocation as flagship stores in most cases, 5–10x less line pressure. dude in the fratello article literally walked into Salzburg with no line and bought any model he wanted while doha was a war zone. apply same logic - mall stores > street stores this is exactly the pirate black yeezy 350 dynamic from 2015. bugis+ in singapore: 1,058 people in line for 52 pairs, ballot system, $329 retail, immediate 3–5x flip. vancouver granville street 2019, dudes camping from noon thursday for friday morning drop. the tactics that worked then work now: - 1 watch per person per day is the rule. so you bring people. cousin, gf, gf's roommate, your buddy who owes you money. each warm body = +1 allocation. industry standard kickback is $100–200 cash same-day for them just to stand. that's a 90% margin you keep - the store rotation. rule is per-store per-day. drive between 2 mall stores 20 min apart, same person can buy at both. nobody enforces a national database. the AP collab will probably tighten this with wristbands or ID logging at flagships, but at troy MI nobody's running a database - the line audit. show up to your target store thursday at noon. count heads, photograph the line, do the math. if there's 80 people for what you estimate is 40 allocation, you're cooked, drive to your B-tier backup. don't waste sunrise on a dead store - the early-batch tail. swatch said sealed boxes are already being shipped to stores. some boutiques will get boxes opened tuesday/wednesday for staff display setup. they don't sell early but staff talks. walk in wednesday afternoon, ask politely how many they expect, what time staff arrives saturday. you'll get answers - the ssense/stockx hedge. list your watch on chrono24 / stockx / eBay literally the moment you walk out of the store at 11am saturday. the entire premium window is the first 72 hours. moonswatch hit peak resale day 3 and was halved by month 3. blancpain scuba premium decayed slower because mechanical movement + lower units. royal pop has both factors so the window is wider, but the parabolic peak is still 48–72 hours. don't be greedy past wednesday - the consignment dropout. if you can't queue, walk the line at 7am with cash. offer the 40th-in-line guy $300 cash on top of retail to swap places. people in lines that long start doing the math and some will take it. learned this from supreme drops, transfers cleanly to watches

@bulldogdrumin @MeghanMcCain You mean the cdc that trump fired?

@MeghanMcCain Stay off Twitter and go to the CDC's website for more info.

Can someone who is an expert in this space just keep it real with me and tell me if I should be worried about Hantavirus or not? I've got 3 kids and the youngest is 4 months old, I don't know what to believe.

@StewartGreen81 @ChrisRyan717 You are a fucking cuck stew

@ChrisRyan717 Only cons spend the day looking for expensive items to post and rage bait. Get a life.

Canada is fucked

@Mangini01 @Adiofreak @TheEXECUTlONER_ lol you people from Ohio actually are dumber than the rest of the us

@Adiofreak @TheEXECUTlONER_ Proper merging is getting in line you stupid fkn moron! I stop asshole idiots like you who try to snake their way in front of those waiting! Get off the food fatboy it's effecting your brain!

This guy is using the left hand lane , which is open. There is a mile long backup and everyone is over in the right hand lane. He drives all the way up until he has to merge. Some people are saying what a jerk he is for not getting in line like everyone else, but a great many people are saying that the cars in the right lane merged into one lane too soon and that if they had used the left lane, instead of being a mile backup it would have been a half a mile backup. What’s your take? Do you think he was correct in using the left lane and merging up at the front or should he have merged right and got in line way in the back like everyone else?

@Rod_Soup @SusieM414141 You fire fighters are ignorant though. 95 percent of your responds are pointless. You all fight maybe one fire a year.

@SusieM414141 I’m a firefighter and people frequently ask us when we’re gonna move our fire engine in the middle of an emergency.

When it literally pays to have patience! This person could not wait while the tow truck driver loaded up a vehicle. They ended up hitting another car due to their inability to chill out. Was it worth it? I doubt it.

@_ed__ward_ @FluentInFinance They swipe cc In The states

@FluentInFinance You guys don’t have security pins on your cards or something ? Like okay, they’ve got your card, but don’t they usually need to input your cards pin to access the money in it ?

I left my credit card at a restaurant last night and the person who found it bought gas, groceries, and paid an electric bill. They fed their family, kept their lights on, and filled their tank with a stolen credit card.

@DrNeilStone You are ugly and a scammer.

Hi I'm an expert in infectious diseases and I don't know exactly how the Hantavirus outbreak is going to pan out Glad to see so many people on here who first heard of the existence of this virus only yesterday, be so completely confident in their predictions.

@nicky_sap @DeeZe Grok said it was legit matching orginsl data form the tweet

@DeeZe Seems likely that there’s a way to retroactively update the date on tweets and no one has caught the bug yet because there’s like 3 devs working on Twitter now.

These damn time travelers man

@unusual_whales Fucking liar lol

BREAKING: 23 hantavirus cruise passengers returned home to 'all corners,' including to the US, and one is already sick, per NYP

@CyNaegh @WallStreetApes You are a fucking idiot. These centres and brining may well paying jobs

@WallStreetApes Disgusting. We don’t need these data centers!!

Here’s how this Data Center’s generators starts up in the morning in Florida Notice the constant stream of heavy black smoke Remember just a couple years ago when using electricity and diesel caused climate change, now data centers use as much power as cities and its no problem

@Marilyn_Maciel_ @therealbuni Human life > wildlife

@therealbuni Será real esta noticia de mierda? Porque sigo sin entender porque mataron al cocodrilo? Osea esto me confirma que la gente es una mierda, una lacra, una larba. LA PEOR ESCORIA.

En Sudáfrica, la policia estaba buscando a un empresario que desapareció en un parque Hasta que vieron un cocodrilo BIEN GORDO,digiriendo al sol Lo mataron, lo abrieron y encontraron los pedazos del tipo Además de un montón de zapatos, crocks etc de otras personas

Eat beef, buy gold

@DancerA @martymadrid Just saying modern medicine says obesity is worse that smoking.

@thatguytejay @martymadrid You are an idiot I can lose weight

It’s basically just a cheap Etsy shop at this point 🤦‍♂️

@DancerA @martymadrid You are literally fat lol

@martymadrid What could be more fulfilling than supplying carcinogens to your community I mean the dead can’t complain

@SensCentral Embarrassing. At least the buds don’t get swept. At least one win in front of the fans would go a long way

Swept. Final thoughts?

@abendytendy Didn’t the sens just get swept by another bottom feeder 😬😬

i’m seeing a LOT of leaf fans talking shit like they didn’t finish last in the conference in a year they were supposed to contend 😭