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@john322226 No teacher nor Footballer inside Nigeria fit afford Lamborghini.

I don’t believe the concept of education being the key to success especially in Nigeria 80% of our teachers can’t buy Lamborghini but a footballer or artist can buy it without even going to school.

@felixherbt CATEGORY 5: Those that actually know he isn't competent enough and not different from the rest politicians.

Those against Peter Obi's presidency fall into four categories. 1st Category: Thieves who steal public funds to remain relevant in the society. 2nd Category: Aspiring thieves who want to enter government by all means to steal their share of public money. 3rd Category: Idiots and oh-yes members who stand to gain nothing than a cup of rice and they will sing your praises for four years. 4th Category: Tribal bigots who would rather die in poverty than see a competent person from another tribe become president. You know which category you belong to. 🫵

@Mrboorish @NigeriaStories Yeah 😂

@NigeriaStories So basically aviation fuel, the Nigerian aviation industry makes so complex to understand is actually kerosene they use, u call kerosene, aviation fuel 2 deceive people practically

This is what you get from one Barrel of Crude Oil 😳

@thatniggarhodes Him autistic son still better pass you for everything 😂

God know why e dash your one and only son autism,to prevent us from another Otedola ripping Nigeria again. Legacy ends with you.

@Hakeem_Onitolo @DrealTobi_ 2 mins is a long time to Injure your opps if you know what you are doing. Any serious fight with blows and weapons can't last up to 5 mins, except it's all these romance fight where they are just trying to prove strength rather than to harm the other.

@DrealTobi_ Exactly. 3 minutes is a very long time to fight. The average man will tire out in two minutes if fully left to fight.

You see how they’re taking breaks? It is because fighting drains you, and the people around them were wise enough to let them live with the consequences of their actions to fight without interference. The best way to curb people fighting in society is to unanimously stop interfering in fights because many people are not built for fights, only the idea of it. Zero interference and the problem will solve itself to a large extent. If people who like to cause trouble and fight in our everyday lives are allowed to “freely” fight like this every time, we would have fewer and fewer people fighting over mundane issues that can be solved without violence. In cases where such persons decide to fight rather than solve their issues without violence, they would eventually both reach a consensus to stop fighting after a while. The boys in this video are equally matched and if allowed to keep fighting would, by themselves, reach a consensus to stop. Problem solved.

@HonestarsenalF Something wey smart students dey store for calculator, E reach olodo turn he carry mp3 enter Examhall.

During my senior WAEC, there was a website that usually uploaded answers for the objective questions a few minutes after the exam started. On the day of the Government exam, I sneaked in my phone (a Tecno P3). There were external invigilators that day. I had already finished the objective section and was working on the theory when my phone suddenly rang my ringtone was “Skelewu” by Davido. I was caught. They seized my phone and tore my script. That was the last day I ever saw my Tecno P3. I failed and had to go for GCE Till today whenever I hear “skelewu” it still gives me PTSD. Say no to exam malpractice ⚠️

@john322226 Nonsense. England has the best Youth football systems but still yet no GOAT player because the very best players are not made in Academies but in the streets and hoods. Even players like Yamal sef dem no discover them for academies. You guys say Anything for clout.

@NigeriaStories Anybody noticed how fat mouth (ball pen biros) phased out of existence?

“Nothing can ever remain the same” Bic pen 🖊️:

You dey use pure water do soapy? Burst my medula oblongata 🙆

Reminds me of my secondary school. After continuous assessments, The 3 best students from each classes were announced and given prizes. The worst students were also announced. Recognition was given to everyone equally. Sometimes the worst students even received more applause😂

@IgeToheeb @AbizzyLee @NationalGridNg No mind am. Thinking he is sounding smart. Its just like people are talking about 2 million and I am saying 7,000. 1 billion in 1000 places makes 1 trillion.

@AbizzyLee @NationalGridNg Hmm, they're talking about 2 to 3 trillion and you are talking about 7 billion naira

POWER BOOST: The president moves. President Bola Tinubu has approved the payment plan to finally settle the outstanding debts under the Presidential Power Sector Financial Reforms Programme. The debt repayment plan followed the final review of the legacy debts that have beset the power sector for more than a decade. The long-standing debts accumulated between February 2015 and March 2025. Following verification, ₦3.3 trillion has been agreed as a full and final settlement, ensuring a fair and transparent resolution. Implementation has begun, with 15 power plants signing settlement agreements totalling ₦2.3 trillion. The Federal Government has already raised ₦501 billion to fund these payments. Out of the amount, N223 billion has been disbursed, with further payments underway. What this means for Nigerians: With payments reaching the power value chain, generation will be more stable. With power plants supported, electricity reliability will improve.

@Danthecrypto2 @instablog9ja What do they practice?

@instablog9ja Democracy is a scam. Even the UK that colonized us doesn't practice it.

I’m beginning to h@te democracy,Nigeria was last happy under military rule— Comedian IGoSave

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Debt na water 💦 Normally.

@olalekxn @afro_nigeria Poor man think say na handout😂

@afro_nigeria Person wey dey read menu to order food 😂🌚💀

Rema preparing for his forthcoming exam in UNILAG. 📚📖

@owolabitaiwo @vdmempire Sounds like sarcasm 😂

@vdmempire Our super eagle stars have done the same From Amokachi, to Sunday Oliseh, Obafemi Martins, Jonathan Apkaborire, Mikel Obi, Finidi George, Ighalo, Babayaro, Lawal, Adepoju, to now Osimeh, Look man, Boniface, Chukwueze etc. They have built hospitals, roads, schools, economy etc

🎙️🗣️ 🇫🇷N'GOLO KANTE: "I went to Saudi Arabia because I promised my people that I would change their lives" 🗣️Today I earn millions in Saudi Arabia but I also enjoy football, but my best investment is to help my people where I was born, I promised them I would change their lives and I will. This year I promised to build schools, hospitals, stadiums and a water reservoir for my people who are suffering too much. My best investment of the million I earn in Saudi Arabia is for me people. -N'Golo Kanté🇫🇷❤️

@BlogYardMedia Go and hustle little broke kid and stop complaining about Every thing the Government does. Hundreds of thousands of students including myself are being supported by Nelfund, if you don't like it fockoff. Your type sef no go fit repay the loan.

@Roderickfacts Alright,I Sha don report your account Sha Make x chop am for this nonsense you just wrote We didn't beg for the initiative,it was placed right in our faces ,then student took advantage just to be disappointed...

Happy Easter from all of us at NELFUND! May the miracle of this day remind you that love conquered death, and hope endures forever. #NELFUNDstudentLoan

100% correct. These generations had no Impact in the country. Men could easily marry multiple wives, Economy was good, Education was affordable e.t.c but they ruined for it younger generations. Now they blame Genz for everything.

@Nonnyb1707 @mansahimself @olisaemeka_G @BerganFC He has to be extremely lucky bro.

@mansahimself @Roderickfacts @olisaemeka_G @BerganFC He can follow the path of christantus uche

🚨BREAKING IMPOSSIBLE DREAM: FROM NNL TO LALIGA 😳🔥 ⚽️🔥 Edeh Kelechi former Edel Fc attacker has just moved to the Spanish league. The young left footed forward who previously played with 🔴⚪️Enugu Rangers joined the Spanish fourth division side 🔴 Bergantinos Fc following a successful trial with the club. We wish him all the best as he’ll be looking to make his mark in the Spanish league soon.

@gagnat__Graham @NELFUND Oga rest jare. Nobody forced you to apply. If dem no create Nelfund shey you no go still go school? I am pretty sure na even upkeep be your problem not the main school fees. There are millions of students the Government is attending to, The process cannot be entirely hitch free

@NELFUND What is the essence of this loan, if u can’t disburse it when we need it the most? You people will start double crediting when we don’t need it anymore. Which shows this is just a political scheme u want to use to boost about this useless govt. I regret applying for this scam!!!