Rodney Kalaba

@LankyObserver Do you think the withdrawal was largely bldue to the establishment-engineered structural bottlenecks MNR face say at PACRA and the permits for countrywide townhall conferences?

John Sangwa's withdrawal from the 2026 Presidential race changes a few things for voters not convinced by the UPND, apathetic to the PF and not particularly inclined to the Socialist Party. Sangwa was going to be the only true anti-establishment candidate in this election. 🧵

@YUNG_CITY_LFC 😆 🤣 😂

Everyone laughing at Liverpool Panyo pako.

@LauraMiti A curse 🤬 in disguise 🥸

Mr Malanji's Turkey money haul case shows that President Lungu was either: 1. Totally disconnected from what was happening in his government, as in President in name only. or 2. Running a robbery unit from State House. A disaster either way!

@FMwenge 😆 🤣 😂

So, who is this man and what’s the connection to the story? Shouldn’t a post like this one show at least pictures of HIV drugs? I’m no media person, just an observation

@Zar1na_Khan Not trying to defend her, but I think you might have misunderstood her statement. She's implying that lawlessness has settled in the soul of our society to the point were, even changing the ruling party will nt resolve it. She's pointing fngers at u, me and herself, not the UPND

@AndreMwils 😆 🤣 😂

A whole Consultant Being told this...imwe that's my boss mu health sector 🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️😭😭

@DD_eeyanac I am so sorry 😞

My season is back. My baby and I love this weather. But again? Nose bleed season for her 🙃

@ShiMutale98 Romantic Entanglements

Mwisho, the ABSA marathon is sold out. It happens in the next 17 days. This new phenomenon of marathons in Zambia is such a seismic shift in social life. A fresh dimension to communal bonds. In the 2024 edition, 6,500 Zambians pitched up after paying a modest participation fee of K600. That means ABSA raked in K3,900.00.67 or $167,532.47 in its bank vaults. I wonder the classification for this sort of revenue for a bank since a marathon is technically a non-banking activity. Anyway, people show up with different personal motivations. New romantic entanglements are formed, fresh business ideas are born and some weak or frail marriages collapse too. Single people, please get numbers. We are tired of witnessing you doing undignified private jobs in other peoples relationships.

@thupizani Ine pano raise ✋️

Are there any Bemba introverts?

@RodneyKala4645 Alitumpa Trevor ba Rodney

Mwalisamwa sana pano zoona

@Subiilo Umulopa waku Chimwemwe.Kopala to the bone.

I find the lungus interesting because ideally they should be chewa/nsenga speakers but their default is bemba?? I understand the children but their elders too?? Damn

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@AiwithMustafa Enlightening share

@ChimangaFreeman @TeamMakeSure LMAO

@TeamMakeSure We are all equal before God Almighty and Zambia belongs to all of us. Pres. HH has either fired or not renewed some of the Tonga people’s contracts. But you will never hear them complain or become tribal. Bembas ukubwata bwata for nothing.

Friends, I come in pieces, sorry, peace. How is Sishuwa stating a fact being construed as tribal talk? Would his statement still generate this amount of pushback if the remaining folks at ECZ were Bemba or Kaonde?

@apollovwrld 24 hrs 🔥 🔥 🔥

Kanye’s best 3 song runs on each album💿 🧵A Thread:

@ssishuwa @EdgarMwango Kokolenipo apo Doc! Icishinka is in short supply kwati amalaiti ama days aya.

I merely stated facts, akin to saying 1+1=2. I do not understand why anyone would catch feelings when I did not add my opinion in any way to the stated facts. Praise singers may find the irrefutable facts uncomfortable but I did not create them. I am merely stating them as they exist today: On assuming office in 2021, President Hichilema found five commissioners at the Electoral Commission of Zambia (ECZ) who were all appointed by his predecessor. These five were Ndiyoyi Mutiti, Vincent Mukanda, Ali Simwinga, Esau Chulu and Emily Sikazwe from Western, Northwestern, Northern, Eastern and Eastern provinces, respectively. Since then, three commissioners have had their contracts not renewed by Hichilema. The latest occurred on 30 June 2025 when Ali Simwinga left the ECZ, following the earlier exits of Chulu and Sikazwe in 2022. With Simwinga’s exit, the ECZ is now left with four commissioners, all from one region — Mwangala Zaloumis, Vincent Mukanda, Ndiyoi Mutiti, and McDonald Chipenzi. So far, Hichilema has replaced departing commissioners with individuals from his region. What is wrong with stating these facts?

Ali Simwinga has left the Electoral Commission of Zambia (ECZ) after President Hichilema decided not to renew his contract as commissioner. He becomes the third commissioner to leave ECZ since the election of Hichilema who also did not renew the contracts of Esau Chulu and Emily Sikazwe. With Simwinga’s exit, the ECZ is now left with four commissioners, all from one region — Mwangala Zaloumis, Vincent Mukanda, Ndiyoi Mutiti, and McDonald Chipenzi.

@FMwenge @selfstyledking @bennyMalama @Bernard_BKabwe @kabwechuma @Tharealkdavies 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I feel like offending @selfstyledking but I can’t find a reason. @bennyMalama @Bernard_BKabwe @kabwechuma @Tharealkdavies baice this is where you come in 😐 #HappyFriday

@TwaamboHamoomba Story! niyambila pakati 😂😂😂

Aaaah🤣🤣🤣