Rodney Seymour

@okieforlife46 @Mappy6984 What’s that white powder on your mustache?

@usarmygunz @Mappy6984 Yes asshole in my left eye! I fcking asked “is that a joint” ? I was asking for a reason.

Escalated quickly

@JainalMomin Tell her that your friends made you do it…

My friends told me that my wife has a very unpleasant smell down there. Apparently, they noticed the bad smell at some of our gatherings. she sweats, and this foul smell permeates through her clothes. I used to think this smell was common in woman In my 26 years I have only been with her so I thought this was normal. but now some of my friends have told me the same thing. so one night I decided to talk to my wife about it and suggested she goes to the doctor, thinking it might be a sign of something wrong. However she didn't react the way I expected. she started to cry and asked me how I could say something like that.

@SqSehrish 9800

Only geniuses get this right on first try Most people fail badly 😂 What's your answer? Drop it rn in the comments

@MattAdamsFoL This didn’t age well.

Austin Smotherman and his caddie have found their 'silence happy bubble' on the golf course. Staying in that zone means avoiding over-analyzing shots, excessive talk after mistakes, and negative body language. Focusing on the next shot, not past errors, is key to performance.

@alexbeowolf @I_Am_Eucheria @KeruboSk Now schedule them to hand you the phone at the exact moment the text comes through…

@I_Am_Eucheria @KeruboSk Androids nowadays can schedule messages. I do it all the time when I realize I'm to text someone in the middle of the night, but don't want to wake them up. I just schedule it for the morning

My boyfriend handed me his phone to show me a meme. A message popped up. “I miss last night already ” He froze. I looked at him. The color drained from his face so fast you’d think the truth had a body count. “It’s not what you think,” he said quickly, grabbing for the phone. I didn’t move. I didn’t blink. I just smiled. Because I already knew. I had sent that text, from a fake number just to see what he’d do. Not to see if he cheated. To see if he’d lie. And he did.

@680TheFan @JohnMichaelsU @HometeamBleak @BFinn86 @Kelly_Crull I’d be interested to know how these opponents of Magic City Monday felt about the preseason Playboy All American teams in college football and basketball that were in existence for 50 years before the magazine went from print to digital and suspended the practice.

The Hawks are hosting “Magic City Monday” when the Orlando Magic come to town… and not everyone is thrilled. #TrueToAtlanta Is this a fun nod to Atlanta culture — or does it cross a line? 👀 @JohnMichaelsU @HometeamBleak @BFinn86 @Kelly_Crull

@Al_Horford I’m old enough to remember when college football had the Playboy’s All American Team… with an event hosted at the Playboy Mansion by Hugh Hefner…

Well said Luke.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Father = unconditional love with no romantic/sexual component. Partner = adult relationship with attraction, conflict, compromise. You can’t use a relationship built on unconditional duty as the measuring stick for a relationship built on conditional compatibility.

Every year for vday her dad always took her on a date and this year since she was in college, they planned a virtual date where she would fit him when she could. She went out to eat and when she sat down a few minutes later he walked up beside her and said "how about we have dinner together" and she absolutely lost it. THE BEST SURPRISE EVER! What a cool dad! ❤️

@kendalljayyzhxu 995

99.9% will fail..!! Tell me the number that is bigger than this..??

@NBADracos Kawhi should be in street clothes

Game 7 final possession, who sits on the bench?

@AtlantaFalcons According to Kalshi, it immediately started losing its value 🤷🏾‍♂️

Signed, Sealed, Stefanski 🫡 RT for a chance to win this helmet signed by our Head Coach!

@hr_unhinged If it happens again, just unalive his family…

I caught an employee customizing his desktop background. It was a photo of his family at the beach. Smiling, waves crashing, pure joy. I asked why he changed it from the standard company logo. He said it motivates him during long hours. I explained that personal images can dilute brand immersion. He argued it's just a background, not hurting anyone. I nodded and updated his profile with "potential loyalty drift." Then I reset his desktop remotely. Now it's our logo again.

@680TheFan @RealMattlanta @kingcfb Pass the blunt dawg…

🚨 Chernoff floats Carson Wentz as a potential Falcons bridge QB while Michael Penix Jr. recovers. Familiar with Stefanski, experienced, and no threat to the future. Thoughts, Falcons fans? #DirtyBirds @RealMattlanta @kingcfb

@Tyler_Polumbus It’s an easy decision to take the point, especially when you have your backup QB in the game. Throwing it made it that much more worse of a decision..

This question requires morality and honesty… NO HINDSIGHT ALLOWED… strictly in the moment: Did you like Sean Payton going for it on fourth down… Or did you want the safe points before you knew the result of the failed 4th down?

@phveektordrayne I’m not sure if you should use your right or left hand, but give them the middle finger.

I was forced to train an intern. Spent 6 months teaching him everything I knew - every system, every client quirk, every shortcut I'd learned over five years. They made him my boss yesterday. Double my salary. Everyone in the conference room stared, waiting for a reaction. I just smiled and congratulated him. The next day, everyone froze when they opened my company-wide email. It said, "Effective immediately, I will no longer be providing training, guidance, or assistance to management. My role description does not include mentoring supervisors." HR called me into a meeting within an hour. My new boss looked panicked. He had no idea how to do half his job without me. Management tried to guilt me, saying I was being unprofessional and hurting the team. But here's the thing. I'd been doing two jobs for years. Fixing everyone's mistakes. Staying late while others went home. And for what? To watch someone I trained get the promotion I deserved? Now, my boss keeps showing up at my desk with questions, and I redirect him to HR every single time. The tension is unbearable. My coworkers are divided - some think I'm brave, others say I'm being petty. I don't know what to do anymore. Was I wrong to draw this line? I'm exhausted from years of being taken advantage of, but now I'm wondering if I just made everything worse for myself. I need honest advice because I feel like I'm drowning here, and I don't know if I should keep standing my ground or find a way to fix this mess before it destroys my career completely.

@lemanadead @BryneBruce @guhlo @NFL_DovKleiman I have no problem with what the defender did…. a catch is still a catch after the defender jumps on a player on the ground and rips the ball out…

@RodneySeymour @BryneBruce @guhlo @NFL_DovKleiman Defender is allowed to play defense...

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: NFL Films has released new footage that shows Bills WR Brandin Cooks CLEARLY caught the ball. The refs somehow ruled this an interception essentailly giving the Broncos the win over Buffalo. One of the worst calls in NFL history...

@BryneBruce @guhlo @NFL_DovKleiman Does the ball “pop out”??? Or does the defender rip it out after he jumps on top of the receiver

@guhlo @NFL_DovKleiman If the defender isn’t there and in this exact catch the ball pops out when he hits the ground is it still a completion?

@KDBDDowking @MySportsUpdate I think it’s Arthur Smith…

@MySportsUpdate He lowkey hinted at who there going to hire

#Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti said he wanted to call Tony Dungy after Dungy said, “Good luck finding someone better than John Harbaugh,” and point out that he found the first John Harbaugh. "How can you take our success and use it against me while we're trying to find the next John Harbaugh?"

@MichaelBeck56 Explain the rules on how this “coaching tree” concept works…Are you trying to say no one who worked under Tomlin ever became a head coach afterwards? Or is this just a made up statement to somehow discredit Tomlin?

In 19 years of being the Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin did not have a single branch of a coaching tree That just doesn’t make sense

@jasrifootball @clarencehilljr @PSchrags I mean, he did get The Panthers into the playoffs..

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: The Titans will interview Raheem Morris for their vacancy at head coach, according to @PSchrags