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@curtisstigers has she got big tits?

@DanJarvisLeader Just wait until she, personally, starts delivering the deliverables, LT said that she's the delivery lady.

Liz Truss doing okay, but she's incredibly uninspiring.

@DavidVidecette Maybe. An integral part of our democratic process, with the book deals, guest speakers gigs and consultancy roles to refill the dent caused by the steam train of hubris. Perhaps.

Regardless of your politics, there’s always something quite sad about watching a Prime Minister leave Downing Street as the PM for the last time?

Liz Truss told @bbclaurak that cutting the tax burden on the richest would increase the underlying growth rate of the UK. She claimed that the UK’s focus on what she called “distribution” - or making sure the wealthiest pay most - has made everyone poorer. I haven’t…

Beaches in #Bexhill, #NormansBay and #Hastings remain closed after raw sewage is pumped into the sea bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

@thorneh Hi Hedley, my first log-on in some time, circumstances have changed. Thought I'd pop in a couple of terra firma pics of Avebury. I hope you're still working with AD. RK

Avebury's impressive earthworks, taken back in February. The background features Silbury Hill, Tan Hill, Furze Knoll and Cherhill Down. #wiltshire HedleyThorne.com

@EtonOldBoys Had he been a Roman, stay with me here, what would/could be his name? Fladdicus Appendonata ... Nadine's would be similarly themed....

Boris the bountiful, the very epitome of an Eton Mess. #BorisJohnson He's gonna let Labour in....

@NoContxtWatches Whats the difference between a Cormorant and a Shag? A Cormorant is a large black sea bird and a Shag is a Shag.

"I do love a shag" #Springwatch

@ShellEnergyHome Hi Duz, I'm just collating the details; this is not a straightforward case, to involves a house move, incorrect billing details from SE, a formal complaint and then a mutually agreed settlement. Only to receive a demand via email etc. I will forward the requested details shortly.

@ShellEnergyHome #shellenergy Anyone else having a bill problems with "Shell Energy" ? Possibly the most incommunicative, distant and 'debt collection agency' ready organisations I had the displeasure to be with.

@kathrynaalto West Green House Garden, near Hartley Wintney, I recall a previous recommendation, some ago... RK

I am creating an 'Around Britain in 30 Gardens' itinerary this summer and wearing a few hats - landscape designer, garden historian, writer - I'd love your suggestions. What in your neck of the woods is a not-to-be-missed garden? Seeking a mix - estates, abbeys, meadows. 🌿

@maitlis The medication is insoluble ... perhaps the proctologist would like a smartie?

Am I going mad or is this peak m&S. #Ukraine #colin

@letterstolocke @NadineDorries As insufferable as the Lisa Nandy phenomena.

@seatedskydiver A strongly gripped double backhander saw him come first after a long rally. Anyway...

The tennis racket has broken off my trophy and it now looks like I was West Yorkshire masturbating champion ......

@GBNEWS just ask for a Halal and/or Kosher burger in the future! To be sure, to be sure. Now get over yourself.

Muslim man 'left vomiting for days' after Burger King accidentally gave him bacon gbnews.uk/news/muslim-ma…

@NiceEtoile Them be thar porky pies me finks...

@nw_nicholas @NiceEtoile All on his onanist? [sic]

Who is that unmasked, bearded gorilla behind Johnson?

Will the #bbcnews report the multiple rapist getting a suspended sentence? Will #prittipatel say something? @ukhomeoffice @attorneygeneral A lenient sentence please review.