Roger Hutchinson

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Nutters of the world, unite in therapy.

Looking forward to being back in Sleat for a night, with Captain Corelli’s creator. See you at An Crubh.

Resform and Restore are the 21st century heritors of the National Front, with plummier accents and a box of extra bigotries.

This US view of itself as home to “the mightiest warriors in the world” is a triumph of delusion. They’ve been sent packing is short order from Korea, Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan. Now they’re trying Iran. Good luck with that.

If it’s any consolation, the wartime generation wouldn’t have wanted Churchill on their banknotes. They didn’t even want him in government.

Is anybody checking the Trump family, cabinet and associates’ activities on the stock market before and after his recent announcements?

If the USA really did double tap that girls’ school, so that survivors and rescuers of the first strike were also massacred, American citizens should consider cancelling their national project as a failed experiment. Divide it between Canada and Mexico.

So now we have to win the Champions League

Did Joelinton just get Kolo Toure booked without either of them being on the pitch?

How does Infantino deal with his World Cup host and recipient of his inaugural “peace prize” bombing the crap out of a competitor nation three months before it kicks off?

Rachel from accounts is slowly demolishing Laura from cosmetics, Chris from stationery, Andrew from the kitchen, and Robbie from advertising.

Pedants’ Corner. Surely people don’t rot in hell? They will grill in hell. Or charboil. Sizzle, smoulder, simmer?

In this order: Donald Trump bombs a girls’ school in Iran, killing 150+ pupils. Melania Trump calls on the United Nations to “protect children’s access to education.”

According to the US administration we are now their “friends in Europe” who can be counted on to “understand” their actions. Oh yeah?

A problem with centre-left parties echoing right wing principles, is that the right can and will then move even further right, to where they cannot decently be followed.

This is the way #Caturday

The Strange Death of Conservative Britain.

In that particular by-election in that particular constituency, Greens replaced LibDens and Reform replaced Tories. The parties of Davey and Badenoch almost disappeared. That is unprecedented.

Statue erected in Chagos islands (c) 2026, in memory of a missionary who was swept ashore on the tide and uttered a single squawk before being ritually beheaded.