Ron Allan, CAA

Me: I'm going to eat healthy Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

Tips to avoid the parasite going around: replace all your fresh produce with donuts because they would never.

@HighLimit Looking forward to tonight's racing @FremontSpeedway. Came from Kansas.

Did you know that the capital loss deduction ($3,000) hasn't been updated for inflation since 1978? It would be ~$16,000 today. Similarly, Social Security thresholds for taxes ($25k/$32k) haven't been adjusted since 1984. $1 in 1970s and 1980s is not the same as it is today.

@riananicole I see you, lol

@ronsterd89 72

Don't lie. What temperature is your A/C actually set to right now? ❄️

@TAforshort Well dang. I'm towing trailer in right lane.

@RonAllan4 Just cleared it Ron from the left express lane. There is a semi crash 3 miles up, cars were lined up, shut off, and people outside of their vehicles. No tow trucks or anything in site yet. Sorry to be bearer of worse news.

Indiana roads stink. Been stuck, dead stop, on I70 East for 30 minutes at this point. WTH? Both lanes heading east are full stop now.

@INDOT why is I70 eastbound a parking lot?

THE GREATEST COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME. Marshawn: “Just hand [the beer] to me and I'll run it over to him” Man: “Nah, I'll toss it to him” Beast Mode: “JUST HAND IT TO ME. No need to throw it. We're so close. I could run it over, it's just right here”

Washington’s Dream For America 🇺🇸😂

THANKS FOR THE SWEEP, KANSAS CITY DEUCES

Surviving Snowbird Season in Florida | Netflix Documentary Parody 😂 #florida #netflix #floridacomedy #omgitswicks

Okay, who did this?

Seeing @RaysBaseball tonight. #RaysUp

Mary Margaret Wilson, a 94-year-old #Rays fan now living near Wichita, visits with Jonny DeLuca before today’s game.

@KaasonT @USW_MBB @CoachWLO3 Congratulations @KaasonT Wish you much success.

Blessed to announce my Commitment to The University Of The Southwest !! @USW_MBB @CoachWLO3

From Facebook… A little entertainment! Play along and let’s see who’s done it all… You get 5 points for everything you have done on this list in your coaching career. Respond with your total score and the year you started coaching football & Tag coaches Me-80 points. 1991

@coachlaw71 @chriscfore If they would add a ball every 20 minutes, with last 20 with a golden ball worth 2, that would be great...just kidding.

@chriscfore I used to be of the same belief…then my kids started playing soccer. I started to follow it more. I started to understand it more. I am a fan. It truly is a beautiful game. I now understand why soccer fans go crazy when there is a goal because it is rare and so hard to do.

Today's World Cup matches is exactly why I've never been a soccer fan! 4 matches 0 winners!! Remove the goalies; NOW we have a game!!! How do you play a game, and not have a winner?! Completely stupid. It's like CIFSD allowing ties in football, dumb!!

2026 Sports in Kansas 6A All-State ⚾️ #sportsinkansas