RonSwansonTrio

Angels gonna Angel.

This guy stinks.

Beckett don't be an idiot challenge. Impossible.

Pretty inexcusable stuff. This team stinks.

@JeffPassan Guess he's not punching himself in the head with the ball tonight.

Chris Sale is a true marvel. At 37, he's throwing as hard as he did throughout his 20s -- and tonight, his 99.4-mph fastball against Rhys Hoskins tied for his fastest pitch since 2019. He has thrown five shutout against Cleveland as the Braves look to extend their NL East lead.

Welcome back Cutter.

@shannondrayer @RyanDivish Jo is short for Jordon.

Lineup! Big white board in the tunnel, “Gameplan. Don’t hit the ball to Joseph Adell.” 😂 Very light-hearted and somewhat rambunctious clubhouse this morning.

Best and Worst Defensive Runs Saved by Position

Interesting.

12 pitches seen in the last 2 innings. Some real quality approaches tonight. Instead of striking out bc they stink, they're just gonna swing at everything. And still not get on base.

Ducks are completely lost.

Pretty concerning end to the season. Not a lot of time to fix their shit.

@peaceful_flower @Rangers Ugh

@RonSwansonTrio The freakin' @Rangers are hot right out the gate. 😡😡

Still impossible. Even with nobody wanting to play in this weather.

Kikuchi throw a 123 inning challenge. Impossible.

@JackJanes_ New manager. Same toxic positivity.

Kurt Suzuki on the offense getting five hits and striking out 18 times: "In the beginning of the game, shadows were pretty bad. I know what it's like being in the box when you get shadows like that. Mix that with Shohei, that's not a fun day at the park."

@Alden_Gonzalez 4 IP 3 ER 86 pitches. Truly amazing stuff.

8 days ago, when he returned from the WBC, the Dodgers weren't sure where Shohei Ohtani would be in his pitching progression. He then threw 4 1/3 scoreless innings in his first Cactus League start. Today he has shut the Angels out thru another 4 innings -- with 11 strikeouts.

Really would like to get through the "forgot how to play hockey" portion of the season as soon as possible.

Terrible 1st period. Terrible power plays.