Ron Mexico

“Dad, why didn’t FSU make the playoff in 2023 if they went undefeated and beat the Heisman trophy winner?” Me:

The opening to The Masters on CBS was just unreal:

C Gutta masters.com/en_US/watch/20…

@JCameronShow is that real? is catching a fly ball harder than it used to be?

Babe...my core of Rahm, Min Woo, and Bobby Mac was actually super sharp.... The Masters, however, is just for course history grandpas and luck boxes.

@JCameronShow FSU gonna FSU

@gfienberg17 @BetOnline_ag a core of Rahm, Bobby Mac, and Min Woo Lee ☠️

Who ruined your Thursday at The Masters? Let me know for your chance to get a free $25 from @BetOnline_ag

@trey_rowland59 replace "in" with "since"

when my grandkids ask me "just how bad was it being a florida state fan in 2024 and 2025?"

if you used any sort of current form or stats your teams are prob really bad. if you were just like this dude has played here a lot so thats good then congrats

@rjochoa @IBM well its 15 minutes behind and sucks

Part of what makes the Masters so amazing is the amount of data that is collected from within its annual playing. @IBM is able to power the Masters app through this process and has an insane infrastructure to do it all. Here you can see every shot (over 200,000) from the last decade's worth of Masters Tournaments.

The year is 2035. You wake up on a Thursday morning and turn on the Masters. The honorary starters — MrBeast, Bad Bunny, and LeBron James — have just hit their opening tee shots. They are all wearing Malbon. The chairman of Augusta — the founder of the Savannah Bananas — steps up to announce the tournament is underway. They cut to commercial. A 90-second ZYN ad featuring the Kelce brothers. It’s a tradition unlike any other.

Drake Maye: "Coach, the Seahawks look pretty tough. What's the gameplan?" Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini somewhere:

"Kelce isn't enough. Make them watch Kevin Hart too. Fuck it, throw Wyndham Clark on the mic all afternoon as well."

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

@PGAChampionship michael block

Two Wanamakers live in this move. Who is it? 😏 #PGAChamp

Oh wow you’re telling me the Kelce’s are a DNC prop being forced down our throats? I didn’t know that, you’re telling me now for the first time

Me after getting caught in the handicap stall by the same bouncer for the 4th time and getting asked to leave the property

Me coming out from under the sheets after eating that thigh pie

@FastbreakHoops5 skip perk and whitlock

If you had to silence 3 mics forever, who are you choosing?