Ronny Stephan

Y'all make fun of Florida, but it's the only place with direct flights to the Moon.

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

America is such an awesome country that our military can drop 30,000-pound bunker busters from stealth long-range bombers, launch 30 cruise missiles, take out nuclear facilities, and like 99% of the country will go "huh, interesting" and go back to normal life 10 minutes later.

“Flight #AA5342 will not be used for any future American Airlines flights,” an airline spokesperson said. bit.ly/3EcXKSL

"Train your mind to be stronger than your emotions."

#NeverForget #September11

Liftoff!

@Toronto_Ant @savvv_sch 😂😂

RT to thank those who are keeping the shelves stocked and the deliveries coming. → Truck drivers → Postal workers → Supermarket employees

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Pour one out for Sooner Schooner twitter.com/soonergridiron…

Florida: Dorian: I’m at the gate what’s the code

@madmazenko Because they’re spending all their money on that new subway station 😂

how is it even possible that umd’s wifi gets worse every year

I have a degree in film

Civilians: “I wonder what they talk about when they fly. Probably dog fighting tactics or something.” Pilots: