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The worst part about being an adult, besides bills lmaooo, is all your friends living in different places 😭

Wild how many men out there have benefited from abortion rights without even knowing it.

Dudes be like “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their golf swing

Me

your honor are you mad at me

Blocking someone isn’t enough I want them to get lice

we have Got to start sexualizing eczema

yes I look bad in photos so does the moon and guess what idiot she’s gorgeous

@casshox Impressed

i scheduled a dentist and eye doctor appointment today. all by myself. i’m unstoppable.

Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation