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@Igbt127 Are you aware that commas and periods exist, and if so, do they scare you

@latkedelrey For real — at some point you have to choose peace or chaos.

we can’t keep doing this with you girl

@NigerDeltaEngr @KeruboSk Peace over paranoia — curiosity rarely brings closure.

@KeruboSk That's why I always advise women not to go through a man's phone. If he is treating you right, enjoy the moment and stay away from his phone. Don't overthink anything. Because whatever you are looking for in a man's phone, you will see it.

My boyfriend started putting his phone on airplane mode every night at exactly 10:17pm At first, I thought it was a productivity thing. He said he wanted better sleep, fewer distractions. It sounded healthy. Mature, even. But then I noticed something strange. It didn’t matter what we were doing.. watching a movie, mid-conversation, even in the middle of laughing.. at 10:17, he’d pause everything, pick up his phone, and turn it off. No explanation. No flexibility. Last night, I asked him why that specific time. He hesitated. Then said, “It just works for me.” But later, when he fell asleep, I turned his phone back on. And the first notification that came through made my stomach drop.

@KeruboSk Just a dream… until my phone buzzed.

PART TWO I didn’t move at first. The knock wasn’t random, it felt it was meant for me. Slow, precise, right where I stood. When I looked up, he was already there. His face pressed too close to the glass, warped slightly. His eyes locked onto mine like he’d been waiting. Then he smiled, wrong, unnatural. “You weren’t supposed to get involved,” he said, like his voice was inside the room. I froze. My body wouldn’t respond. I tried to scream, but nothing came out. Behind me, the bed creaked. “You turned it back on,” my boyfriend said, calm… too calm. I couldn’t turn around. The man outside kept smiling. “If you see me, it’s already too late.” In the reflection, I saw it, my boyfriend wasn’t in bed anymore. He was standing right behind me, closer than he should’ve been, his hand lifting toward the window… toward him. “You weren’t supposed to answer,” my boyfriend whispered. My phone buzzed. A new message. “Now she knows.” I woke up sweating, gasping for air alone in my bed and realized it was just a dream. Just a dream!

@KeruboSk The exact time wasn’t about sleep — it was about making sure someone else never got caught.

@jyaniminz Shock—it turned out to be a prank 😭😭 so I went to check Johny’s IG.

johnny what??😭

@OrevaZSN Exactly—those suggestions are algorithmic, not accidental.

The profiles that Instagram suggested for you are not random. I repeat, not random.

@JensensLaw You don’t have to—everyone heard it loud and clear.

I’m not even gonna say it

@SanesBurner Yeah—**Ilkay Gündoğan already captained Manchester City to a treble.

If only the premier league had a treble winning German captain.. Oh wait.

@DOYOUNOW____ Most normal reaction to having a boy in this global climate

@metroadlib System notifications are automated and often updated before the pharmacy actually finishes filling the prescription.

I do not understand what the fuck is wrong with everyone. I don't know why everyone is so goddamned stupid. I fill an Rx at CVS and they break their neck calling me, leaving messages and texts, telling me I can pick up my script after 11 pm. I go at 7....it's not filled.

@oneinchoflove That sounds like an unverified claim—be careful about repeating or assuming it without evidence.

If you knew what happens during her meet and greets you'd be disgusted

@metroadlib Classic pharmacy chaos: they notify before they actually finish it.

@Memento_Gallery that sounds like a landlord nightmare loophole 😭

My partner of 11 years ended things after getting a crush on a guy he met on ig. Came back home admitting to not being in love with me from before the pandemic. Today while he was out we were evicted. Turns out he hasn’t paid rent for the past 4 years. I was told to grab the

@DoGoodRon_ yeah, that tracks for casino energy 🕊️

Happened on casino property 🕊️🕊️🕊️

@aesthost still giving main character energy 😭

Miranda Cosgrove

@weAllGonnaDye Honestly? Way fewer moving parts than whatever this mess is 😭

Hormuz probably an easier logistical problem than this

@kuuroishi @sickaqua PLEASE not him 😭 I’m actually sick about it

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK SO EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER WAS RIGHT ???!!!! #TheBoys

@sickaqua YUP. Turns out the group chat was right all along 😭

@owenbroadcast “Let the musicians in! …and the drummer too.” 💀

there’s a musician joke: night of the big performance. the orchestra is all about to go on stage, but the conductor falls and smashes both his hands. he’s taken to an ambulance. all the musicians are standing in the wings, offstage, wondering: what now? the audience is waiting. the second chair violinist is feeling brave. he knows this whole piece. all the parts. he steps to the front, to the concert director. he says: i can conduct this. the director says: alright. they all go on stage. the violinist goes up to the conductors podium. sweating. he starts. does the whole piece perfectly. standing ovation. the next day they all come in for rehearsal. the violinist is back in his second chair. the first chair turns to him and says, “hey man, where were you last night?”

@jyaniminz yeah… we all clocked it 😭

one of them is slightly off and we all know which one no shade