Andrew Rochlus

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Andrew Rochlus

Andrew Rochlus

@RoosterRoc

Katılım Aralık 2012
12 Takip Edilen4 Takipçiler
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Jake Schmidt
Jake Schmidt@chefschmidt·
Marlboro released a smoke called "Southern Cut" Tastes like a cross between a Walmart shopping cart wheel and a fat girls back neck sweat.
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Cloyd Rivers
Cloyd Rivers@CloydRivers·
There ain't a more surefire way to get a gal all hot and bothered in the panties than by lickin' your lips and callin' her darlin'.
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Andrew Rochlus
Andrew Rochlus@RoosterRoc·
I fell down a flight of stairs while holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a one direction song.
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God
God@TheTweetOfGod·
Being yourself can take an entire lifetime, but doing yourself only takes 90 seconds.
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Jeffrey Stoneberger
Jeffrey Stoneberger@EATMECOOKME·
Never be the guy talking shit about how fast you are, be the guy who is too busy helping others to talk shit #kitchenwisdom
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