Rory Langdon

@alanshearer Sheeeeeaaarer

An OUTSTANDING first leg semi final performance from every single player from start to finish. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🖤🤍 #ARSNEW

@Steetonfc @eziodesantis7 👀 rain check on the assist admin!

52 min | GOOOALLLL STEETON! We again push forward and @eziodesantis7 sends a lovely pass through to the edge of the area for Toby to compose himself and fire home for his second of the afternoon! 2-0. #chevrons

@VillaWatch1 Hahahaha

We will still finish above Newcastle. See you at Villa Park 👍

Edu Gaspar: “Here, we leave the trophy dark like this, but under there, there is a way to make that shiny. We will make that shiny [when we win the Premier League].” Jurrien Timber: “I like that, I like that!” 💡 #afc

@PaddyArsenal Hahaha

I wonder who the definitely completely random Premier League fixture generator will have them start the season against on a Friday night

@NUFC Levels.

Unrivalled. 😍😍😍

EIEIEIO

@PaddyArsenal Hahahaha

Newcastle fans, if you want to be seen as a big club you have to stop booing opposition players for going down injured. You’re not competing with Everton and Burnley anymore. Fix up losers.

I think ‘eviscerated’ is the appropriate word #NUFC

This was the kind of answer Tim Davie could have given on Gary Lineker that would have avoided all the mess. The question is why didn’t he?

If the BBC can be whipped into submission by the combined efforts of the government and rightwing newspapers, it is no longer a public service broadcaster. It is an arm of the Conservative Party.

Got 3 tickets off work for Palace away. I can’t go so happy to give away to someone who can. Free of charge as I paid nothing. Hit RT and Follow and will pick a random winner. #NUFC

We urgently need to let in Spanish telecommunication engineers to roll out broadband to help with growth, says Nadine Dorries. One day the penny will drop.

Inject it #bruno

@NUFC @ghodoussi Mandyyyy ❤️❤️❤️

🎄 Merry Christmas from Amanda Staveley and @ghodoussi! ⚫️⚪️

@NUFC360 @pedrogva6 This is a hilarious tweet

Newcastle are preparing moves for Jules Kounde, Ousmane Dembele and Isco, and are also looking to extend the contract of Sean Longstaff. #nufc [@pedrogva6]

This is the coherence of argument I’ve been trying to reach in the last 48 hours

Oh my god.

@JackChester9 👀🙏