Rory Foster 😷

nine chicks all hatched now and HUNGRY

@rognbrow Congratulations to you both!

testing out some new material

We accidentally invented computers that can lie to us and we can't figure out how to make them stop

guess who's back

Spent the last two years on this project to it means a lot to me: The Guardian has looked into its history and has discovered an uncomfortable truth: but it reveals a story of Britain's history being embedded with slavery theguardian.com/news/2023/mar/…

@prospect_clark @ottocrat @dotski_w I wish I could claim credit for such a nice piece of subtle subbing genius, but no

@ottocrat @dotski_w Is this your work @rory_foster?

Wordle 280 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@prospect_clark @BenHouchen @williamnhutton @SebastianEPayne Also worth checking the spelling of Teesside in your headline 😉

Writer on @BBCHolbyCity clearly having great fun with the overlapping dialogue here… “So we just bend over and take it up the…” / “Jac sees…” #HolbyCity

@MartinBelam Change your policy to Googling “site:theguardian.com inurl:guardian-observer-style-guide some phrase” – works every time 😉

Just occurred to me my policy of Googling "site:theguardian.com some phrase I am unsure of" to check the style guide doesn't work if the first article up is written by me and is me getting it wrong, does it…

I’m still reeling from shock after reading this @guardian correction – for *38 years* I’ve been singing the wrong words @BoyGeorge theguardian.com/news/2021/jun/…

“Is there any chance that I might get copies of the Guardian? Is that allowed?” – Richard Wilson choosing his luxury item on Desert Island Discs. He was allowed to have a subscription to the @guardian. Set up your own here: support.theguardian.com/uk/subscribe bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

This is my obituary of the bloody wonderful Paddy Roycroft, who operated the Guardian switchboard for 32 years and died last week. Any retweets hugely appreciated because for loads of us Paddy was the Guardian. theguardian.com/media/2020/nov…

FREE in today's Guardian newspaper: Part 1 of a Black History wallchart detailing 2,000 years of momentous events (and special thanks to co-producer @gaverne, designer Urvashi Patankar and proofreader @Rory_Foster for pulling it all together)

Train Guy ... Bobble Hats

Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face

The New York Times has learned that the contact-tracing contract, awarded in a secretive procurement process, cost 108 million pounds, or about $136 million. Corruption and incompetence are indissoluble partners nytimes.com/2020/06/17/wor…

“a lavishly bewhiskered figure whose wonkishness and warmongering can make him seem like an unlikely hybrid of Ned Flanders and Yosemite Sam” — superb description of John Bolton in a sparky and sparkling @nytimes book review by @jenszalai nytimes.com/2020/06/17/boo…