Ross Anderson

Warwick Davis has eaten his malteser already

@hughbertb This tells me he was one of 6 🥴

@RossJ_Anderson What was the answer ?

Hate that my head has now made me Wiki to see who the other 4 were.

Just finishing Easter 🐣 Friday’s dinner had no breakfast at all. Paid the £2000 Rent £250 Gas and Electric £200 petrol £300 council Tax No money left for food Happy Easter Everyone in our Islamic Caliphate I wonder what meal the illegals are on in the hotels 2nd or 3rd

THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT

@plinketyplink2 Barry George 🙃

The Northern Way pub, Bolton.

Portsmouth Wigan Mansfield Southampton A tough run comes to an end

if jesus was a liverpool fan he would not rise from the dead tomorrow

@TheAthleticFC Asking a man who relies on necking placebo gummy bears on a daily basis is a wild move.

Matt Le Tissier has returned to Southampton in an advisory role which will support the club’s board. Le Tissier is expected to work with the club’s football department and contribute to decision-making. The 57-year-old, one of Southampton’s most celebrated players, previously stepped down from his role as club ambassador in 2022 following criticism of his social media activity. More from @nnamdionye bit.ly/48tQRZw

Heartburn watching me eat my tea

Bass player with some major main character syndrome.

Hi Curtis, I still haven’t received my batch from Antony from a previous competition I won. Could you please have a word?

Hahahaha you fat manc twat. Get in Van Veen

🚨✍🏽 Shane Kluivert has signed a new deal at Barcelona valid until June 2028.

Tim Peake's agent whenever anything space related is in the news

Austria Jordan at 5am is gonna separate the wheat from the chaff.

"Instant Karma! (We All Shine On)" - John Lennon & Yoko Ono (1970)

Scott McTominay in the dressing room with his Italian teammates after Scotland qualified and they didn’t

Just two Premier League winners having a chat last night. Two sensational men right there.