Ross Matthewman

@Rothmus @LaurenMaeve

Alright Denmark, keep Greenland.

@UtdFaithfuls Yes, it would be hilarious, but “very likely”. Come now.

Sunderland have beaten Tottenham. Now very likely that Tottenham will be RELEGATED after winning the Europa League, I cannot believe my eyes!!! 😂😂😂

@avfc_stef He constantly wears the expression of a man who feels he isn’t appreciated enough by the fans, yet will consistently miss hat fulls of fairly easy chances. Stretches the patience.

Thought this was meant to be “angry, proving a point” Ollie? #AVFC

Imagine where Villa could be if we had a clinical striker. Watkins, but with Jermaine Defoe’s finishing consistency for instance. Is there such a thing? #AVFC

How do you say Moon in your language?

@IanTaylor7 You had convinced me we had gone 2-0 up. Urgh!

Yeeeeeeeessssssssss!!!!!!

@TotalVilla_ Sell sell sell

This summer, Emi Buendia will have one year left on his contract. Would you look to sell him and get what we can for a player with a year on his deal, that isn’t in great form OR would you give him a new deal and hope he can re-find his form from earlier this season? 🤔 #avfc

EXCLUSIVE Sir Keir Starmer has been forced to drop legislation which would cede sovereignty of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius in a further deterioration of relations with Donald Trump The Times has been told that a bill underpinning the controversial deal will not be included in the King's Speech next month after the US president branded it an "act of great stupidity" and withdrew his support The government stands by the deal and will attempt to persuade Trump to change his mind but has acknowledged that it cannot proceed without his backing Ministers are "deeply frustrated" with Trump, who initially supported the deal after extensive discussions between intelligence agencies but changed his mind during a dispute with Nato over plans to seize Greenland The government believes that it puts the future of Diego Garcia, the UK-US base in the islands which has been used during the Iran war, at risk It is concerned that Mauritius will mount a legal challenge granting it access to the waters around Diego Garcia, making it harder for the base to host nuclear submarines and patrol surrounding waters The deal was highly contentious. It would have seen Britain hand over the islands to Mauritius before immediately entering into a 99-year lease for Diego Garcia. The government claimed it would cost £3.5billion, although the Tories disputed this and said it would cost £35billion his over its lifetime. thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

Defensive diving is out of control 🤣 Both of them 😭

@JournoStephen I’m assuming the PM will fly out immediately to claim credit for the eventual ceasefire?

Arm whichever side agrees to recognise Israel.

Delusional. #AVFC

@GBNEWS Where have Labour been hiding @AlexBallingerMP , regardless of policy this is excellent comms and explanation.

‘We have some of our best equipment on it.’ Labour MP Alex Ballinger believes that it’s concerning that Russian submarines have been spying on underwater cables, and praises the quick response of the British armed forces. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604

@holland_tom Is that a wind in the willows reference I see?

I’m more a cold chicken, tongue, ham, beef, potted meat, pickled gherkins, salad, French rolls, cress sandwiches, ginger beer, lemonade, soda water, and a jar of mustard man, to be honest.

@Dan_Clarkey Our motivational posts have spurred him on, clearly. Definitely planned.

@RossMatthewman7 Hahaha knew he’d score after we’d all slated him. Fair play.

Cash and Konsa are being ran around the park so far.

@holland_tom It’s an absolute renaissance frieze

@Dan_Clarkey Scoring will do. 👀

@Dan_Clarkey Yes. Yes they are. Pretty embarrassing really. Konsa needs to have a word with himself at half time specifically. Not been impressed with his performances or attitude last few months.

@avfc_stef Heads not here, bought into his own hype.

Fucking hell Ezri What are you playing at!?!? #AVFC

@J_Tanswell Konsa dreadful so far

Bologna hit the crossbar now... all over #AVFC. More intensity, more pace and seemingly more hunger. Villa have to liven up and win the "duels" Emery repeated yesterday.