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@fesshole @snideysimon1919 has given loads of blow jobs at national trust sites, always in public toilets

I have been sucked off at two National Trust properties. Arguably more of a brag than a fess I know, but mostly I'm curious to find out if anyone has got more stamps on their passport.

@snideysimon1919 @fesshole 😂😂😂

@fesshole @Ross_Taylor2 the pokemon reference gave you away in this one

I keep a meticulous spreadsheet of every guy I've ever shagged, with a list of acts we performed, a rating and a little note. Highlights include "He was very well hung which made up for the fact he was unusually enthusiastic about Pokemon." I'm up to number 52.

@NUFC360 @snideysimon1919 ooooo they’re selling, stripping assets, cry harder dickhead

Eddie Howe on the PIF meeting at Matfen Hall: 🗣️ "It was constructive. The owners clearly care so much about the club. There is long-term planning on a number of levels. There are exciting times ahead, regardless of what happens short term. The long-term ambition is there. The desire is to get to the top of the Premier League. 🗣️ "There is no change in terms of the support & infrastructure & how people are working. I’m pleased with the support for me. I’m here, I’m working hard & I’m committed. My motivation levels are high. But I'm under no illusion, I have to get results to keep that unity & trust" #NUFC

@HarryKeyes190 @Element_M1ller Can’t see anything lol

@Element_M1ller @Ross_Taylor2

It was a decent penalty from Alvarez but I wouldn’t have gone this far.

@CFCJnR @snideysimon1919 your staff getting bullied now 🤡

Leeds physio thought he could try it with Willie Isa, who just moved him out of the way. You don't want to be messing with the Chelsea mentality monster, a former rugby beast.

@ChelseaFC @snideysimon1919 they’re taking piss out of you lot

On your big day out. ✊ #CFC | #EmiratesFACup

@snideysimon1919 @mrsamjones88 Woke fuck, you’re what’s wrong with this snowflake country, why don’t you go wank off a an illegal immigrant then show them where they can sexual abuse people

@Ross_Taylor2 @mrsamjones88 He's a grifter trying to make money out of saying stupid things to keep the money rolling in now his primary career has ended. And you are an imbecile, literally a mouth-breathing simpleton, for agreeing with his disingenuous bullshit. Hope that clears it up for you.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@snideysimon1919 @JoJoFromJerz Good one to be fair lol

@JoJoFromJerz @Ross_Taylor2 watch until the end for all the scandals 🤣

😂😂😂😂

@snideysimon1919 @fesshole Thanks for your mums wet pussy, faggot

@Ross_Taylor2 @fesshole Thanks for Longstaff, dicksplash

I recently bought a sex machine online. Wasn't in when it was delivered and the next thing I know, one of my neighbours steals it. I do hope they're getting as much fun out of it as I intended too, even though the average age of my neighbours is definitely about 85.

@fesshole @snideysimon1919 good for you mate, nice little earner

My neighbour had workmen over, I wasn't working so they asked me to let them in & pay at the end. I got chatting to the workmen & he said he'd do the job for free if i sucked his dick. So not only did I get to suck off a handsome man, I got to keep my neighbours money for the job

@snideysimon1919 @Idemous @Danny_McMoomins More like ya dads neighbour 🖕🏻

@Idemous @Danny_McMoomins @Ross_Taylor2 your neighbour has put a new sign up.

Hahahahahaha

@snideysimon1919 @fesshole 😂😂😂😂

@fesshole @Ross_Taylor2 dis you, bruv?

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@snideysimon1919 @F365 You can’t loose 24 points from winning positions and expect to be in a job when you’re one of the top 6 😎

@F365 @Ross_Taylor2 fyi

Ornstein has provided an Eddie Howe sack update and the Newcastle CEO clearly thinks he's 'leaving'. football365.com/news/eddie-how…

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport @snideysimon1919 mad tingz bro

😳 This is the Premier League table if Newcastle had held onto all their leads... They've lost more points (25) from winning positions than anyone else in the league this season 📉

@Daisy_Dook @snideysimon1919 country’s gone

Everything that's wrong with our police force, rather play dress up than catch criminals. Once again embarrassing this country. What do we look like to the rest of the world? An absolute joke!

@snideysimon1919 @LUFC @EASPORTSFC Loads get nominated 🤦🏼‍♂️

@LUFC @EASPORTSFC @Ross_Taylor2

🔥 Anton Stach has been nominated for @EASPORTSFC Team of the Season! Vote now!

@NE5westend @snideysimon1919 everyone knows who the goat is

Big Al: The other top strikers of that time knew the score too as we all did!

@attah_akor @snideysimon1919

This is classic 😂😂