Bobby Sazabi

"..so Sam gets to Grimsdottir's office and Grim video calls him from LAMBERT'S office... Yeah babe his friend he killed.... And she plays a voice recording where Lambert said that HE faked Sarah's death because there was a mole inside Third Echelon who was planning to use her..."

I got my soup it was good

Soup

@GL00M1N4T1 @the_michigga The lard and sand are to coat the stomach, then he can eat anything.

@Joe_Sifi @GL00M1N4T1 Come to long island I'll show you an urbane redneck

@GL00M1N4T1 Tate's is mine smile

@GL00M1N4T1 Only sometimes?

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Troubling news

It's because I barked at her, this has a 100% success rate Follow for more #bobbytips

She's barking for an incredible reason

I'm twitterpated

@sardonic_greek Sorry Twitter user Solzhenixon I simply do however many pushups my girlfriend tells me to do

50 pushups doesn’t cut it anymore. You need to be doing 60 pushups. Thus spoke Solzhenixon

Can we kill Bryan Johnson with hammers now

@SlumRNA_Dog @SarAllyce >He skips hand day

@SarAllyce Honestly it’s the only thing women compliment idk why I’m bothering with anything else

Reading my gf Faust and she likes the voice I'm doing for Mephistopheles a little TOO much

@GL00M1N4T1 I really try to let people have their bad taste and bad opinions but reading "art is fungible" with my own two eyes makes me feel like he simply must be killed

@mosesofseoul Black women love K-pop and K-dramas, it's inexplicable

lol black woman came up to me and said, "annyeonghaseyo" threw me off for a bit because she said it without much of an accent either

To me a normal cigarette is a candy cigarette

@GL00M1N4T1 Got your ass

Was singing the overworld theme from Little Ninja Brothers (1990) for the Nintendo Entertainment System and my boss scolded me so I replied with "Even slaves were allowed to sing while they worked c'mon" and that one got a laugh from the whole shop