Jacob Taylor

I’m a Discothéque Nationalist

@fentanylblwdart Yes

@southerncelle What the fuck is her problem

@pilateswife @A_rich2233 Not for long

@A_rich2233 I wouldn’t know I’m a born again virgin

Good Guy substack: today we will be talking about Ephesians 5:25 Good Guy in dms while wife sleeps: I’ve been edging all day… you should be my secretary… do you have a gag reflex btw??

@pilateswife Oh

@pilateswife Hey

I actually need to have a daughter so I can give her Givenchy braids

@LoungeLizard72 @bronzeagepony Bro knows ball

@bronzeagepony Flanigans

Top 5 bars in America: 1. Bronze Age Pony’s House

@pilateswife Reminds me of my grandpa getting cataracts and my grandma sitting with him everyday

Dad’s best friend has degenerative disease—progressed to the point of being wheelchair bound, can’t talk much. Recently wife had to go to hospital, only things he could say “I miss her,” “when is she coming home.” So important to find love like this!! 47 years of sweetness.

@pilateswife Wow

Bump it

@girllafraidd Yea why not

I bought a jar of pickles on Friday and haven’t been able to open it yet. Can somebody with upper body strength open it for me

@venus_weeping Love wins

Someone please dm him. He's suffering

@esotericpawg What the fuck…

We should get married. Yes I mean you, my dear mutual. No I don’t care that you’ve hit the wall. We have peptides now

@psbardo Hey

“I’m ready for marriage” I announce to my teddy bear, dutifully lording over my bedroom which I have carefully stacked with book mastabas

@pilateswife Catholicmaxxed tradcel

@RowdyRittenhous Idk about that Jacob !

Seeing some of this orthodox drama only confirms the weird feeling I had when initially interested. We talk about how prot is bad bc gay/female pastors etc, and it’s true, but the more traditional denominations have too been ruined by deep perversion and performative faith

@janapilled Why isn’t it working 4 me

if you want to get likes and engagement tweet the biggest bullshit retarded nonsensical inconsequential garbage that you pulled randomly out of your ass 👍

@RedTailedRetard Affirm

Women owe me… Love

@LigerRisings @pilateswife Dude we are going to hurt you

Are any of my girls also having reallt crazy intuitive experiences. Mine have gone from ~3x a week to 4 or 5 a day in the past few weeks. Its to the point where its actually kinda unsettling. I wonder if something is happening

@pilateswife My soul is too pure to bald

I don’t care if you’re bald just don’t do it around me