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12/31/25 @spectrapoets spectrapoets.org/Goldenrod-by-P…

@TomWill72550626 Stop digging

for us Greeks family is everything 😂 we love getting together sharing a meal! 😇 celebrating birthday! and we especially love the rhetorical device of anadiplosis! and epanasepsis. 😉

@aakashgupta @razibkhan He’s SMOKIN

The math on William Shatner’s existence is hard to process. He was born closer to the Civil War than to today. Montreal, 1931. His father manufactured clothes. His first acting role came in 1951, the same year color TV was introduced to the American public. Star Trek premiered in 1966. It lasted 3 seasons and got cancelled. The first rerun aired before humans had walked on the Moon. Those reruns are still generating licensing revenue 57 years later. He’s been famous for 60 consecutive years. He survived being typecast so severely in the 1970s that he did convention appearances for grocery money. He survived his third wife’s death. He survived Hollywood writing him off as a joke. Then he weaponized the joke. Priceline commercials. The roast. Spoken-word albums where he recites Elton John lyrics as dramatic monologue. Every project that should have ended his career somehow added to it. At 73, back-to-back Emmys for Boston Legal. At 90, oldest person to fly to space. At 94, a Super Bowl ad. At 95, 4.3 million people watching him smoke a cigar on X. His career has now outlasted the Soviet Union, the Space Shuttle program, Blockbuster Video, MySpace, and the first three generations of AI models. He’s been working since Truman and he’s posting through the Claude era. The compounding is the point. 75 years of showing up created a distribution moat that no amount of talent alone could replicate.

@escapefrommelos CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS, CONSIDER THIS YOUR SECOND AND FINAL WARNING.

They don't want you to know this, but the "Global Latina Belt" is actually just the Global BPD Belt

@ericaavey Return to tradition, hit up the beach guys, oceans are now battlefields etc

shockingly unaligned date with the alignment guy

Can’t sleep, still cringing over the interaction I had at the cafe where the owner initiated a conversation with me in French, and I responded in French without thinking, then she asked me if I was French and I said no, “but you speak French?” “No, I don’t speak French” “But you are speaking French now, very well” What happened back there?

Wagnerian single issue voter

God imagine watching Lost Highway in this thing

@PubWanghaf This pisses me off I almost bought that top

She ate Catturd and donned his signature outfit

A scene from Looking for Richard, Al Pacino’s documentary about Shakespeare. This man, homeless, a beggar, someone most people would walk past without a second glance, someone not thought to be worth a dime, speaks about Shakespeare with remarkable clarity and perspective.

@Chadson Very upsetting news

Things are occurring. We do not yet understand their plans. Remain vigilant.

A glimpse into the life of Bardo

@credenzaclear2 You never know, it’s a very mysterious process

@psbardo Give it back

Ok which one of you left their heart on the floor

Zero thoughts in my head at the French cafe

Just got my nails done

@manlikedani @BovrilG Getting an iced cockfee in silver lake later

LIFE OF EPIC 130IQ WOMAN IN BASED FERTILITYLAND You wake up in your state-provided mansion because you birthed 3 children before age 25. You gave them away to the state nursery/children’s home (it’s luxury so actually really cool) and since one of them has turned 12, the age of manhood, he’s found your contact info and started calling you a lot, but you don’t pick up. You call one of your 3 fertility program-participating boyfriends to come over and impregnate you because you want a new car ($50,000 per birth). He picks up out of breath, turns out he’s with your other boyfriend. He says he can’t come over today because they’re both going to Phallocon, the biannual 6incher festival. You sigh - that’s one of your least favourite “incher” festivals, the 9incher ones are smaller and have better food. You tell him you don’t wanna go and decide to go to your very part time phallus totem graphic design job. Half the 130IQ female staff are on maternity leave and the annual Schlongtown festival is coming up, so you get to work drawing a variety of penises for the posters, all white of course. After 3 hours of work, the state mandated maximum monthly hours for high IQ females, you meet your program-participating friend Elizabeth for an iced cockfee. She asks if you don’t think the penis shaped straws are a bit too much, and you tell her off for disrespecting our greatest gift. It almost seems like she’s not as 130IQ as her fertility program testing score made her out to be. In fact sometimes you wonder about your other 130IQ program friends. You saw one of them add 3 and 3 together on her phone calculator, another one keeps bumping into her penthouse’s glass balcony door. When you think about it, the only girls you knew who failed the program test were also very ugly. Well, as our based ancestors the Romans and Greeks made clear, beauty and intelligence go hand in hand. You finish your cockfee and chew the penis shaped ice cubes to settle the weird pit you get in your stomach every day. You decide to go to the 6incher after all, and order some sexy drinks - male pornstar martini, procreative sex on the beach - to get you in the mood. You will have sex with one of your boyfriends there, whether he, or you, likes it or not.

@sardonic_greek Sardonic timelines

sardonic_swede, whatever happened there

I’d say from a literal perspective, in the past and today, marriage isn’t something that has put guardrails around people falling in love and having children with other people. I personally don’t find it tasteful, or honorable, but I also don’t find the premise for everyone to behave properly to be reasonable.

@psbardo Even if you think about who was getting married in like the 1980s, what fraction of them were really in love? Maybe like 50%? Nowadays I'd say it's closer to 80%, but marriage rates are lower, because true love is not something everyone can find easily.

True love will fix the birth rate but we aren’t ready for that yet