Roxy Dallas

I turn 40 this week. I am not ready to turn 40 this week.

I had to add a chocolate to make up the minimum spend. Guess what was delivered, dear gentle reader? Just the chocolate. No steak.

So when the delivery came there was no Angus Rib Eye. So I went to order again and this time chose Angus Sirloin. Then got this message from the shopper (Now there is Rib Eye?!)

I have a complete love hate relationship with @WOOLWORTHS_SA Dash. You just never know if you’re going to get what you ordered. In my first order today, I ordered Angus Rib Eye. I chose for there to be no substitution as their suggested substitution was not it

My 2 year old after burping; “I did a fart in my mouth”

IEC Commissioner: “this is going to be a short programme” Reader, it was not a short programme

@HashtagPeterJ Being sick slaps a lot harder when you have a toddler

@RoxyAlexDallas I don't think so, but there's family responsibility leave? Not much though...

Can my doctor book me off sick from my toddler?

I’m supposed to fly from Cape Town to Durban tomorrow. Should I change my flight to Tuesday? (Considering the storm)

@paballo_maseko Wow, well done mom! You actively seeked out a solution and you have done so well for your baby girl!

Asked this engineer with 7 years experience to send me 2/3 contactable references. He sends me his dad, his sister and his wife.

@Brushed_Erco PnP Cavendish real

@RoxyAlexDallas 🤣 this can’t be real 😮

What the fresh hell is this?

@BrentV_RSA How is this the most perfect gif for this exchange.

@BrentV_RSA Not a fuck

@RoxyAlexDallas Buy them

@jesstingaround True but I actually know the CEO and the organisation and I knew it was him that wrote it before I saw it was posted by the CEO

Imagine being the CEO of a company and writing an employee review on Glassdoor and giving “advice to management”. Bro, it’s literally you.

@nolwazinkwandla Nolwazi, tell me!

@RoxyAlexDallas Who is that teenaged boy sitting there?! Where's baby Blakers gone? So big now 🥹🥰

Haaaave you seen my child?!

@BrentV_RSA It’s embarrassing really

The Sharks are a bit of a joke. Honestly I don't understand why anyone thought Plumtree was the man for the job