Roy Quinoa

Barthes / z

We ran salah outta the league

What's a glaring sign that society has abandoned each of us?

Wait... There's a prime Saka ???

@gmhales Attendance as an Ofsted beating stick.

Why do schools reward kids with 100% attendance as if being ill is somehow a moral failure?

@TottenhamTiers Tell him he can go if we stay up.

#Tottenham had a gentleman’s agreement with Cuti Romero that should a top Spanish club approach with a good amount, they will consider a departure. However, Levy was at the club at the time and that is no longer the case. Nothing is on paper. NO release clause. [@FabrizioRomano] 🥇

@DaleVince @KemiBadenoch She presumes, correctly I imagine, that these facts will make no difference to the intended audience.

.@KemiBadenoch displays her total lack of understanding of the energy sector. She argues for more drilling in the North Sea to protect us from this energy crisis - seemingly oblivious to two very important facts. The first is we don't set the price of our north sea oil and gas - we let global markets do that. So in a crisis where global prices sky rocket, how can the answer can be to produce more globally priced oil here - it’s (energy market) illiterate to say so. The answer is to take control of our own energy pricing, starting with our own North Sea, as we have already with retail energy bills. Impose a price and profit cap. If we do this as part of an entire sector move - capping all wholesale prices, then we can combat this crisis and those that are coming next. The second very important fact Kemi seems unaware of is that it will take up to five years to produce anything new from our North Sea. So even if that could help us, it can’t help us with anything soon. And it won’t help us for long because our North Sea is all but empty, there’s 10% left. Our North Sea has been in decline for 30 years, shedding jobs and production capacity - because it’s running out - this has been going on for far longer than green energy has been a thing - to blame green energy for the decline of the North Sea is ignorant (of the facts). And Global markets have been filling the gap between what we make and what we use for decades now - Kemi seems not to know this either. As for energy bills, Badenoch seems unaware that the ‘green taxes’ we have on our energy bills were added by previous Tory governments. She seems also unaware that we spend vast sums subsiding fossils fuels - £17 billion a year at the last count. She operates in a fantasy environment, or would have us do - where green taxes have ruined the country and our oil and gas industry and all we need to do is drill more - it’s delusional. It’s straight out of the mouth of Trump.

@SuellaBraverman Global warming?!? Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out! I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.

Global warming?!? Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out! I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.

@SebinGeorgeTho1 @SB8308715342770

@SB8308715342770 I hope these idiots pay for the sins they have done to our beautiful football club

Thomas Frank to Roberto De Zerbi could have an outlay for Tottenham of over £50m. Roberto De Zerbi has a personal dislike for Thomas Frank it’s one of the factors of why he would be interested in the job to get one over his Danish nemesis.

@topskillsportuk @Telegraph Sure Ipswich would want him. Swap for McKenna.

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Adolf Hütter is SET to become Tottenham’s NEW head coach, succeeding Igor Tudor. ⚪️👔 The Austrian is expected to sign in the coming days. More soon! 👀⏳ —@Telegraph

@InvertTheWing Sounds heavenly.

This is what will happen with De Zerbi. He will keep Tottenham up. No doubt. He will start off next season well. Tottenham will be in title contention territory by November. Then the players will get exhausted, fatigued, injuries will start to pile up, and De Zerbi will have to play Tottenham’s B Team. He doesn’t adapt his game plan, Tottenham collapse and head towards 5th. January comes, Lange doesn’t give De Zerbi any backing and signs an U21 player from Norway. De Zerbi resigns in summer due to a lack of support. Tottenham finish 8th.

@danielstorey85 Presume the tractor porn Tory will defect now.

Interesting PR decision from Ipswich Town here

@SB8308715342770 In the absence of a plausible contender and in need of some miraculous gamble paying off, I sincerely think we should just let the players have it. Maddison as the leader. If no one else can get them to play, let them try it themselves. Saves paying off another interim loser.

Adi Hütter

@SB8308715342770 I wonder if the Gallagher purchase, rather than just being simply pointless was actively harmful. Has his arrival on wages that break the pay structure further disillusioned those already at the club?

Tottenham linked to all the bang average English players because they don’t promote any academy players. Laughable buying players to maximise the European squad places, out of Europe and looking at relegation. Gallagher, Henderson, for the love of god sell the football club, replacing cheap players with more cheap crap, the Lens goalkeeper is the same money, Alex Scott £100k less than Gallagher playing much better than him. Enic will be forced to buy a certain of level of player so they might as well sell, the money spinner is done the greed will end up costing Vivenne Lewis everything 2 seasons in the championship they will be bank rolling Spurs…

@michaeltech100 Not sure how we'll catch Leeds from here.

33 wins in 100 games. Of the current Premier league teams, only West Ham and Wolves have less

Same for whoever permanently replaces Thomas Frank.

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached. Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

@spursfordie Symbiosis. A cyclical, self -fulfilling prophecy.

It's so tedious that after ever foul Romero makes you get some nonsense like "he's always got that in him" like he's the only CB in the world that fouls people. Not only is Romero refereed differently, he is commentated on differently too. #COYS

@thefadingmaple @RichardHanania Scandinavia and Netherlands suggest that's not the issue in itself. But perhaps deliberately pessimistic media narratives play their part?

@RichardHanania This is a chart of uncontrolled mass migration and its effects on a society

English speaking countries are experiencing lower levels of happiness, driven primarily by what's happening to young people. The British rank as the saddest of the bunch.

@spursdaily11 @transferfeedcom Spurs aggregators amplifying anti-Spurs stories from partisan sites are useful idiots.

🚨BREAKING Manchester United are planning a move for #Tottenham midfielder, Archie #Gray with a move hinging on #Spurs being relegated. Real Madrid and Bayern Munich are also keen, and a fee around £55M could be enough to seal the deal. [@transferfeedcom | #THFC]

@DonaldClarke63 Thought I'd give it a go. But it's on Sky 1. So fuck it. Already off target.