TheRoyalDuckBYF

Rate my dick

@Ravenismeee Take 2 tabs of acid and show up stark naked to ur shift as head barman in the pub

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give to a person who feels like giving up right now

@Crelito777 @JamesMelville Love Asda pizza ❤️

Large domino’s pizza = £24.99

State of hammyhd, Dundee FC’s very own 💙

@fartofhmfc @rawergevad @VamosDundee @Brooklyn2334 @SwansOfficial Yeh brother mon in for pint

@RoyalArchDD5 @rawergevad @VamosDundee @Brooklyn2334 @SwansOfficial Am unbanned yet ?

Barred list: Conner black @rawergevad @VamosDundee @Brooklyn2334 @SwansOfficial

Dave pal I ken u see my replies cus there’s fuck all else going on in regards to your account

Also @thesimpledough and @thebhoyPh164yf

Anyone else see will ferry getting kegged in west house last night 😂

@rawergevad Mare like ur j2o, u pansy

Spat out my Guinness

So real

Scotrail what the fuck some people have shifts to go to and ducks to feed 🙄

🎶 you’ve seen the arch now fuck off home, you’ve seen the arch now fuck off home 🎶

@pitlochrybutche 7pm tomorrow?

@tonymo @NoMoreNameslefd @mazemoore @HenryMa79561893 Henry is Cole Allen

@NoMoreNameslefd @mazemoore @HenryMa79561893 why wouldn’t Henry simply be Cole Allen?

Cole Allen

@murrso2501 Be careful that’s a fake app, here’s the real one

Would recommend the dde app very useful to know what’s going on this coming Sunday.

I think a swan is a better animal than a duck.

Derby day buzz is dead, pub back to not showing sports ball.

Would be nice if vamos dundee unblocked me so we could converse about yesterdays big game!