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@woofknight They already have a sequel to The Fly.

@crlglassesdaily Butt

best shot in the show so far

@OldInternetFeel Those are the new rules of the internet. I can't remember the old Rules, but I do remember Rule #3 was something like "We don't talk about Rules 4 - 33" So it goes Rules 1, 2, 3, and then immediately to rule 34.

the 47 rules of the internet

@loganclarkhall You should get The Second World War by Winston S. Churchill next.

Gentlemen, we have once again struck absolute gold at the thrift store.

@GreentextWizard He meant so much to her. And then she found out that she meant nothing to him.

@GuntherEagleman Based

🚨 JUST IN: Americans are LEAVING the U.S. in RECORD NUMBERS according to the Wall Street Journal, with at least 180,000+ citizens bolting overseas in 2025 alone! 180,000 less Democrat votes! Winning!

@theepicmap Because only Bears live there.

Why do I never hear about the Coast Mountains of Canada?

@historyinmemes What Film?

A film so ambitious and large-scale that even the Soviet government stepped in to help fund its completion.

@visegrad24 Would have been better if Trump took a piss on it too before leaving.

The US delegation throws away all Chinese-issued items before leaving 🇨🇳🇺🇸 Before boarding Air Force One in China, members of the American delegation, including President Trump, dumped everything they had received during the visit into a trash bin at the foot of the stairs. This included accreditations, disposable phones, badges, and other items given by Chinese officials. Due to extreme cybersecurity concerns, the entire US delegation used only “burner” phones. Their personal devices were stored on the plane in Faraday bags that block all signals.

@DecimalCubed Rekt

my antivirus added ai features and it started deleting all my dev tools and compiled projects

@baileylikemovie Shhh, you'll jinx it. Most people probably didn't even know it was coming out, and now they do. Thanks to you.

Crazy how the first Star Wars movie in 7 years comes out next week and nobody gives a fuck

@Apogee_Ent Math Blasters.

Oh, you’re a gamer? Name an edutainment game you played as a kid.

@mattvanswol Guess it's time to hand control of the country back over to the Democrats 😎

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY HAD IT WITH THE GOP!!!!!!!! JD VANCE IS OUT THERE FINDING FRAUD EVERYWHERE... PRESIDENT TRUMP IS CUTTING DEALS IN CHINA... MARCO RUBIO IS PULLING ALL NIGHTERS... ...AND THE GOP CAN'T EVEN VOTE ON THE SAVE ACT?!!!!!! WHAT ARE THE GOP DOING?!!!!!

@Polymarket Based

NEW: CDC confirms there are currently no hantavirus cases in the U.S.

@BRICSinfo Dumb asses 🤣

JUST IN: 🇮🇹 Italian Prime Minister Meloni launches plan to bring nuclear power back to Italy.

@Injun_king 3 of those images are from the same studio that made the game 😅

Eve is what sony wanted Aloy to be

@RealHickory Imagine how all over the place it would be if Jack Dorsey still owned Twitter 🤣

Hantavirus is dead on social media today, finally, because nobody's buying their latest hoax.

@Big_Nightmare6 You should either flag your profile or your work as AI generated🤕

*Six says Hello" 👋

@Polymarket 🤣

JUST IN: Study suggests hantavirus may survive in human sperm for up to six years.

@AI_EmeraldApple That's considered a male white? 🤨

Confirmation that you can play as a white male.

WTF is games journalism anymore? Almost 500k players within a couple of hours on launch day for Subnautica 2, and it only gets a 7/10 Meanwhile, mixtape is basically dead despite getting a 10/10. Does anyone still take IGN seriously anymore? Do they even get any traffic other than people clipping their website just to mock them? Is it because Subnautica added a white person as the character to play? That's why they are shitting on it, isn't it?