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Brett Anders
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Brett Anders
@RubberBAnders
Perspiring comedy writer.
Portland, Oregon Katılım Ağustos 2016
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Today is World Redhead Day.
Unfortunately it’s also sunny which means all gingers celebrate indoors to avoid getting burnt.
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I'm an only-child of an only-child.
(Doesn't that mean I'm a Warlock or something?)
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We could learn a lot about tolerance and acceptance from dogs.
Buitengebieden@buitengebieden
When your special needs dog struggles to make friends, and a little dog comes over to invite her to play.. 🥺
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HOW OLD AM I?
Old enough to be asked if I want my eyebrows trimmed during a cut at Great Clips.
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After his talk with the Chinese president, I can't believe that Trump hasn't used the excuse "That's what Xi said!"
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All Little Caesars pizzas should have seven slices on the Ides of March.
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Breaking:
Aaron Rodgers resigns w/ the Steelers and Ned still taking Otezla.
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The best way to stop the Zombie Apocalypse is by wearing a MAGA hat.
They'll pass you by because they will see that you're brainless.
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Being bipolar, my attention span is shorter than Fred Mertz's zipper.
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I read that the influx of FIFA fans to NY is likely to create a shortage of places for folks to relieve themselves, so when they say the World Cup is full they mean the actual Cup is full.
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Happy 79th birthday to rock legend Iggy Pop.
(L) Touring with his band
(R) Touring with Body Worlds exhibition
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Air traffic controller shortage blamed for near-miss runway incident between two fashion models.
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Can I still go to the acupuncturist if I'm feeling Pins and Needles?
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Just saw a guy on his morning stroll.
Cig in one hand & a Mountain Dew in the other. (aka Hillbilly Power Walk)
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