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Hello! My name is Brother Paul and I'd like to talk to you about our lord and savior Hydaelyn. #FFXIV

@Ancientreapers0 @Rothmus Fucking glorious

@Rothmus This was always my favorite from The Darkness youtube.com/watch?v=QSGa1d…

No masterpiece has ever been more hated.

@Rothmus Loved them. Saw The Darkness in concert. Thought they would be the next Queen but cocaine had other plans.

@RepJackKimble @3YearLetterman Voting for you twice in the next midterm

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@Apogee_Ent Miracle piano system on NES!

Oh, you’re a gamer? Name an edutainment game you played as a kid.

@Howlingmutant0 Go with Dana but pronounced Dan-uh.

I may transition - God knows I’m a sexual failure and I could certainly use the attention. But I’m not gonna be a Madison or an Amber or something cute, I need to be realistic about it and be an Edith or a Helga or something

@frankiemuniz Counterpoint: Not everything in my head is right.

I wish I tweeted everything on my mind. But I'll admit it... I'm a chicken. I'm just not sure y'all can handle the truth.

@Michaeldudufudu Hold up, when that voice came out.

"What's an example of a male ick?" This crap right here.

@tommycsftp Onlyusemeblade fell off the side

@RedEyedReaction @BigDickBarclay Holy fuck, did she find the secret at least??

@BigDickBarclay I don’t think letting your wife fly away to Monkey Island for the weekend with her flying instructor is a good thing.

Is there like a Turkey Tom video I can watch about this guy because I have no idea what’s going on

@dickmasterson Going the Tipster route?

"I am now choosing to pursue life as a gay man."

@Howlingmutant0 @downbadcomment Just think if he'd made her an English brekky

@downbadcomment Some people can’t take a fuckin joke

thoughts?

@bear_ing @TheQuartering Don't even see the X account now, he's in full crashout

So in the space of a couple of hours, @TheQuartering went from .. “The haters got our channel banned”. to “This is Bearing’s fault for fanning the flames”. to “It must be a YouTube glitch that is simultaneously deleting all of our videos from Rumble …. somehow”. to “It’s totally my editor’s fault .. that RASCALLY EDITOR DID THIS ….. whoopsie 🤷‍♂️”. Stop it. Get some help.

@mask_bastard @VilleS63601484 Forever angry at this.

@VilleS63601484 one of the all time endings

VIERNES DE GRAFICOS HD Y REMAKES

@Howlingmutant0 @esjesjesj Bring back the gulags and I'm in.

@esjesjesj What’s the downside of killing this guy specifically? Like if it was some junkie who robbed a gas station and killed someone I’d kind of get it, but what do you think this guy is gonna grow into if he stays alive?

He *deserves* to die but killing people is wrong. It’s that simple. The point of being against the death penalty is for when the person deserves it. It’s easy to be against it for when someone doesn’t deserve it.

Jesus, the XIV discourse makes me want to podcast again.

@Sn0ze @hacylhacyl @llamatodd She should have never caved to the mob.

@hacylhacyl @llamatodd She's canceled sadly. I miss her.

It's unforgiveable what Xeno is saying here, I have to disagree. Only Kate can possibly be a bitch because Sena is just some dude named Brandon, LARPing as a woman. Do better.

Another tired XIV discourse that makes me wish we were past Dawntrail already.

@ProJared Robot, always

Okay sure but what was your card back choice when playing Solitaire?

@kevin_nealon Gold.

When my son was 10, he recognized that I was an older father and he was not happy about that, and I never considered that. I walked into his bedroom one night, I could tell he'd been crying, puffy eyes, tears stained cheek. And I go, what's going on, buddy? Because I don't know his name. I’m never home. My son said, I've just been thinking, I'm 10 now and you're 63. When I'm 20. You're gonna be 73. When I'm 30. You'll be 83. You won’t be around for a lot of my life. I said. Buddy buddy, buddy. What's his fucking name. I said I’ll be around for a long time. Don't you worry about that. I'll be around when you graduate. I'll be around when you get married, when you have kids, I’ll be around for all that stuff. You just gotta make it happen in the next four years. Otherwise, yeah, you're probably right. I won't be around. He said, no, I'm serious. Dad. Dad? he doesn't know my name either.