Ryan The Lion

Your pets don't really love you

@CrimeWatchMpls @AtrazineVictim_ “Shot and killed in North Mankato” isn’t even my MN Class of ‘01 Fever Dream territory

Tell your kids not to post pics like this. Tyson Goodsell was shot and killed in North Mankato the same day he posted this pic, reportedly during a robbery attempt. #ThisIsMinnesota - criminals' paradise.

@dawsferatu It’s not?

@bradkelly 8-8

Man has yet to solve the age-old question, 'what time the concrete showing up?'

@AtrazineVictim_ @triforcewigger 16 Year Vet: 👆

@triforcewigger #MeToo too bad the junkie in charge won’t fix this site’s engine & pre-2020s stuff keeps getting buried

I like searching for key words on x and then liking/rexeeting posts from mutuals that are several years old. Fun little hobby.

@ByzantineBarbie I happened to be listening to Golden Era Disney songs when I saw this tweet and it was pure Lars Von Trier

The last time I was in the Philadelphia airport, I saw a pitbull attack a service dog in one of the terminals.

I just took revenge on Ruby for something that happened like 4 years ago because we’re literally Grumpy Old Men 😹

@WomanDefiner Sometimes I’m glad I just do stuff without googling it first; I love to kayak but have never bothered to investigate The Culture, so this stereotype is both news to me and kinda perfectly logical

You know I never really thought this but last summer we had 3 kayakers paddle right over where we were fishing when they had 600 yards of runway in that channel. They purposely tried to ruin our fishing.

@deedeevertigo Everyone eventually just becomes sorta chubby and 5’9”ish but from 12-18 you get chihuahuas and Rottweilers

This is how high school is tbh.

@hiranoi_nomade Would

バーガー用のバンズがなかったからイングリッシュマフィンで作ったぜい！椎茸とビーフパティのマフィン。アメリカのブラザー達、朝食にいかが？

@StilNotHavin_It @carenkarpenter The Broccoli Cheese one went fucking STUPID

@carenkarpenter I want one of each, please

@flockakafka @BrooksAustinBA @DraftyBastard It’s faded enough from normie memory

@RubyAndRyan @BrooksAustinBA @DraftyBastard No Penn State?

Top-10 Most Hated CFB Teams 🏈 Full discussion: youtu.be/pP4ygpU5BIo

@FilthyArmenian I like how your mark looks like a speech bubble, because a statement is being made

Voting for the fearless and God-fearing Prattriot

@MysteryGrove The REAL “What’s the Matter with Kansas?”

@CrefloH It’s how I know Indians are programming Grok: Izzat wouldn’t let it say “I don’t know,” but since I’m of a higher “caste” as the end user, it tried to flatter me with a lie

@CrefloH Lmaooooooooooooooo

@AnaKrivolapova 😼

Yellow crested night heron of happiness

#raidernation #justwinbaby

@OsoBlanc0 One of the most underrated guy movies of all time

I liked that one old Lil Wayne mixtape where he puts samples of Rory Breaker from Lock Stock saying hard shit in between songs

Laced up courtesy of Tape Don’t Lie, the best Raiders show going 🏴‍☠️🍻 @TheMarcJohnNFL @GlenRockney