Laika realdog

how i look at you when you say “responding to the ral trigger”

its gonna be a ruby storm summer

@stickerbite ikea dog max comfy tbh

its like you never had wings

@ChironTheMage this is so sick i’m afraid

The one way Kozilek's Command could get more cringe:

sorry babe the adam’s smash series baseball cap stays ON during sex

@IslandGoSAMe i respect your conviction and i am still so heartbroken 😔 we gotta get you on commentary

@RubyMedallion i hope i never have to set foot in that city again, but when i do im down

i LOVE pressing the jump button and using neutral aerial

@caro_irl caro the amulet doomer son ALWAYS. she will be okay, she starts hrt this week

Jitte hopium daughter or amulet titan doomer son

@IslandGoSAMe sam next time ur in portland you gotta come to a local

@RubyMedallion me when i 🪂 (i play game and watch)

Just a reminder that especially in times like this it is so very important that you stand up against bigotry in your local scenes. Whether it affects you directly or not, if you hear something, say something! Make your local community safe for everyone!

@sleepy_devo Looks like the coordinated effort worked on you.

im 5’8” which oomfs am i taller than

im the number 1 0-2er for this reason

@spellyp @realBillBamann how did i know youd be in the replies before i even opened the thread

@realBillBamann Woah hey woah woah hey

Hot take… Modern is actually better than Premodern.

Can I be loved genuinely as a woke 26 year old izzet-playing woman who speaks fluent chud

if im ever liking a bunch of ur tweets its bc the algo has decided that ur my entire timeline

i want nothing more than to cast a bitter ordeal in a game of modern......

@KatTheRad way ahead of u.........

@RubyMedallion fuck yeah, get some tortillas too

burger will fix ur hangover

@KatTheRad i think im going to start chorizomaxing, i bought 18 eggs today for 4 dollars and i have a week to eat them. im hangover proofed

@RubyMedallion McDonald’s filet-o-fish has been my goat this weekend…….i think i had 3………….

this but it's I don't take anyone out on a date → i don't get to kiss any girls →i bottom 2 the rcq → i am broke repeat

@havenmtg anything to avoid the humiliation ritual of paying 35 dollars to go 0-3 in an rcq before getting sad and going home

@RubyMedallion many such cases