maya

new combo video :) u have to watch its my birthday. like and share too yay

@Sarker_Protick tyty!

@floatingmsmaya Happy birthday maya :D

new combo video :) u have to watch its my birthday. like and share too yay

fox why you trying not to laugh bruh that’s disrespectful as fuck

bday fit :) got 5th at trents

@Dogs_Johnson ty !

@Carfrogss thx!

@floatingmsmaya @pphylaa hhappy birthday !!

@orcdamage brooo its my FUCKING birthday

@floatingmsmaya fuckingbirthdaymaya 🐐

@GTM5471 ty :)

@floatingmsmaya happy brithday

@RuffinTrenton if my shit was that big a deal ud see two towers falling rn

Behold, in this most auspicious and utterly transcendent instant of temporal existence, I have been bestowed with the unparalleled privilege and exquisite honor of bearing solemn witness to the inaugural, never before encountered spectacle wherein my dearly beloved and most cherished companion in all the vast tapestry of human connection none other than the radiant and inimitable Maya herself did, for the very first epoch making occasion in the grand chronicle of her personal odyssey, succumb with glorious abandon to the euphoric, mindaltering, and profoundly exhilarating embrace of intoxicating libations! Oh, by the celestial spheres and the very fabric of the cosmos itself, what an absolutely, breathtakingly, jawdroppingly, soul stirringly, and monumentally incredible, awe inspiring, and epoch defining moment this has revealed itself to be, a veritable pinnacle of human experience that shall echo eternally through the annals of my memory!

my first ever alcohol wahoooo

biblical photo

@Arnando_ICs ice climbers -brynn

@floatingmsmaya hap birth!

i love you

i wish there was a woman who looked like seth bnuts. not for me but for the world

“I can’t stand yall niggas!” - @mackie_money

Just had some freaky sex with the secret third non binary ice climber

me to murr joe sal and q: bro u are impractical jestermaxxing rn

i have a theory that all of the young jigglypuffs play like That because they do not yet understand how limited this time on earth is. their eyes are so full of possibility that they have lost their grasp on wonder

its true. they dont interact

ylvis always asks you, quizically, "what does the fox say?" well, to you, you sly fox, i turn the question around. what do i say back to the fox? id love to have a conversation.