Peyton Ruddy

TONIGHT! @KILLTONY IS BACK! Join @TonyHinchcliffe + @redban, the regulars and the band for a BRAND NEW episode. Special Guests @arishaffir @luisjgomez and @RuddyPeyton 8PM CST - youtu.be/ssPVKPLa-Ko?si…

Peyton rules.

We had the pleasure of welcoming @RuddyPeyton on Dad Meat this week and had a blast. The man is a joy. youtu.be/XlzgqbCb_9c?si…

Do you think Osama Bin Laden had OCD, and that’s why he hit TWO towers? He hit the first tower and was like “Hang on, do that again, that didn’t feel right, something bad might happen if I don’t do it again.”

Me eating a box of candy “Man, I’m eating these things like candy.”

Folks born before 1965 make me laugh, cause they call people the N word and also wanna make sure you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

My best work #standupcomedy

My Best Work #comedy #president

Walking up to the ATM at the casino and saying “Hit me”

I told you we’d be back

‼️CREEK FEATURED LATE NIGHT TNT - 11PM SHOW‼️ Get your 🎟️: showclix.com/event/creekfea… 11PM FEATURED LINEUP: ‼️ Fuzzy Khilji (host) ‼️ @MrDariusBennett ‼️ @BridgetPhetasy ‼️ @RuddyPeyton ‼️ @JoshuaCabaza

@shwangardini Char-dini

early dinner

I love that line from Ferris Bueller. Life moves pretty fast, if you don’t stop and look around once in a while you might need a bigger boat

@shwangardini Garbeani

Late lunch early dinner

I can’t jerk it in the shower. Not enough room in there for that dance

Chicago! I’m so excited to announce I’ll be headlining @ZaniesChicago on December 20th with some of my best friends! Let’s sell this puppy out. Daddy needs a new watch! Ticket link is in the comments!

#HappyHalloween. 🗡️🗡️

So very sorry to hear about Teri Garr’s passing. She was so talented and so funny. Her humor and lively spirit made the YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN set a pleasure to work on. Her “German” accent had us all in stitches! She will be greatly missed.