Steebie Satoshi

All these years and I finally figured out the cheat code to going on nice dates. Date men who already like and do nice things for themselves

🇺🇸 VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES JD VANCE SAID 100 MILLION AMERICANS WILL OWN BITCOIN SOON IT’S COMING 🚀

JUST IN: $81,000 Bitcoin

This is fucking sick. We live in the ruins of a great civilization

Oh Black woman, how I love your smile; It's poetry 🖤

MICHAEL SAYLOR: "If people knew what I know, Bitcoin would go to $10M tomorrow." 🚀

Break 82k and the match is lit

Now I finally understand why Cristiano Ronaldo hasn’t married Georgina Rodríguez… yet refuses to let her go. 😳👀

Someone said “the most beautiful woman in the world is a black woman” and is

Alright, he knew about this? Don't everyone raise your hands at once. 🤭🫵🏽

JACK MALLERS: Bitcoin will 200x from here. "Bitcoin is going after a $400-500 trillion market and it's only $2 trillion." 🚀

When you show her a $1000 profit for the day and she says: “So you must be making $30,000 a month?”

Women in love want to have period sex

Wiz Khalifa says whoever he’s with has to accept that he and his baby mom Amber Rose will always have a healthy relationship 🤔👀 "If you expect me to keep conversations short with her and not laugh on the phone, we won’t work out." "You have to love that we’re so close."

If we fck and you run your mouth i'm never fcking you again 😮‍💨

Trick Trick said yall out here incompetent!! 👏🏾 He said yall honey packed out!! 👏🏾 He said drink water and eat healthy 👏🏾 If he needs a honey pack,I don’t want em! On my soul.. idwi!!! 😂😂😂🥴🥴🥴😩.

Mood in 2027 when Bitcoin does this

BREAKING : 🇺🇸 Blackrock ETF has bought $335,460,000 in Bitcoin.

🚨 BILLIONAIRE TOM LEE PREDICTS $ETH WILL REACH $62,000 🤯 YOU ARE NOT BULLISH ENOUGH 🔥