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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Caroni 20yo @BoutiqueyRum from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/rum/c…

Surprised not to see @TomHayesBmouth on this list, he seems to be genuinely keen to help in various ways.

@LeadingEwe @Deborahpower5 Or do you think he'd have some words for you about tolerance? MAYBE he'd ask you to look at their other cards, and show you that your 'lack of choice' is all in your head:

@LeadingEwe @Deborahpower5 Since you know him so well, what do you think Jesus would do if he were looking at your exchange? Do you think he'd slap you on the back and congratulate you for attacking the fundraiser because you don't like one of their cards?

Increasingly hard to find sadly Nanna. (Btw I think you turned your replies off)

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @CamusCognac Extra Elegance from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/cogna…

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @WhistlePigRye PiggyBack 6yo from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

@JujuliaGrace I've just ordered mine, they're lovely cards and so many people asked me where I got them last year. Very happy to be able to help support the work you do Ju

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@SwitchBot This is literally shiny and we wants it! :)

So the release of information is 'proof of a cover-up' & the fact that *none* of the lies that incited riots turned out to be true is 'proof' that the liars were right all along. We really are in a very strange & dangerous place & Robert Jenrick is wallowing in the worst of it.

@kitbradshaw @itvmeridian @ITVNewsPolitics "You're completely misrepresenting what I said" Says the man who just implied that "you're saying that a woman shouldn't be standing to be leader of a political party because she's got young kids" meant "I am looking forward to Kemi being Prime Minister".

NEW: Conservative MP Sir Christopher Chope says Kemi Badenoch is “preoccupied with her children” and “you can't spend all your time with your family at the same time as being leader of the opposition”. He was speaking on this month's @itvmeridian The Last Word. @itvnewspolitics

@Geraint_1966 @AyoCaesar You can just say Chope and achieve the same meaning.

Don't Robert Jenrick and Kemi Badenoch have the same number of children???

@shite_88 @beanzy_avfc @mcginnisthegoat It disguises the taste of old bread/ingredients. That's why it's next to impossible to buy a pre made sandwich without it.

@beanzy_avfc @mcginnisthegoat Given it’s probably the only option without mayo I agree with it. Fuck mayonnaise on sandwiches. Why is it the default? It should be butter. Always fucking butter.

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@FinalSpace @OlanRogers Dumb question but I have moved since I made my order. You will be putting out a form to lock in delivery details before shipping right?

Happy Final Space Friday! So lots of forward progress. Coloring is the main focus while, these pages are inked by Noah Ruff and our new colorist who's never done a graphic novel before, Jose Jaro. I love what he's doing with color on this chapter. Daz is inking the last chapter and has started to turn in pages. My hope and goal is to try and get done a bit early so we can do a polish pass. I'm currently signing novel stickers, so far I've done 2,500. Overall lots of forward momentum. Still under the weather with Covid so I'll doing as much a I can while I have the energy. More soon! Hope you enjoy the pages. -Olan PRE-ORDER: finalspaceends.com

@ProfBrianCox So what you're saying is that it might be "knob" after all? ;)

The general rule is that if you see anything I’ve said or done in video or in print that implies I’m certain about anything (beyond that the Earth is not flat and Brexit is shite - and I’d happy happy to be wrong about the later) then it’s been edited and all the caveats have been removed!

Before you comment on this clip - it’s been heavily edited by I don’t know who, and whilst it’s quite nice there are A LOT of necessary caveats which have been snipped. In particular, the philosophy comment is a joke and the use of ‘eternal’ in the joke is qualified by ‘we don’t know if the Universe had a beginning in time and we don’t know whether it has an eternal future or not but it looks like it may have ….’ Etc etc.

@Feiryred @ManMadeMoon @sooner_source Since @ProfBrianCox is on TV again, I need to remind all involved that this exists and that it is wonderful: youtu.be/xqse4VoNsYY?si…

@walkers_crisps @bovril_official Why don't Bovril crisps exist?

@DesigenzRW @ask_aubry The mental gymnastics you must have to do for THAT to be your takeaway. Nobody thinks all men are rapists. But to a woman in a vulnerable position, all men could be. They don't wear big neon signs. These men felt empowered to do what they did because responses like this are rare

Two men in Istanbul attempted to r*pe a woman and a group of good guys came to help. Also, look how hard she landed on her head when he landed on her.

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