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"Privacy will win when we stop fighting each other." Just migrated my Zcash to @cakewallet. Easy and smooth and happy to have my privacy stash in one place with great UI/UX. Now $ZEC and $XMR can co-exist in harmony, at least in the wallet. You want a project where the team are always building and always open to communicate with the little guys and where the top guys will answer silly questions from the little guys with no sarcasm and all the patience. If you are looking to get to know what the culture of the project is all about, listen to legendary interviewer @Vladcostea chat to the projects founder @vikrantnyc in a great episode of @BTCTKVR. youtube.com/live/Xd5FwEpRm…

The ritual of Jiu Jitsu. Thinking about it all the time. Getting ready to go to the gym. Changing when you get there. Stretching on the mats. Friendly chatting with folks you're about to try and strangle. Then the actual trying to strangle, mixed in with wrestling and judo. Then at the end you go home and shower and feel amazing. This is our ritual.

No electricity makes the evening challenging

Dear Pam Bondi, The Dow is under 46K. Can we now investigate credible accusations of pedophilia?

@vikrantnyc Reimagined "Hello World"

The post below was a test from my openclaw! Successful!

@JiujitsuOtter That was exactly me toward the end of rolling this evening

If you're unable to admit that Bitcoin has weaknesses and room for improvement because your bags are heavy, then you don't own bitcoin. Bitcoin owns you.

Braiins & the History of Bitcoin Mining with @KristianCsep (Bitcoin Takeover Podcast S17 E14) x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Guys, oil is going to $200 a barrel maybe $300. Some experts say it could go up to $1000. Catastrophic. We just need 2 weeks to slow the increase. This is serious and we’re all in this together! Stay home Use less energy No non essential business Close schools Work from home Like clockwork. 🙄🤦‍♂️

@KeruboSk The universe just says it is time.

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

@ElChinoVallejos Do it and document the journey and come back and smoke the next victim.

If WE can defend Movsar’s takedowns, WE would win… Give me 2-3 months Dagestan and forget

@EliBenSasson Some people just seem mean spirited by default.

I don't mind FUD and I don't mind people showing up in my comments just to curse at me. I do wonder sometimes why would someone bother to follow me and do that. Life is so short. Engage with people you like. Unless that's your day job. In that case go earn your bread.

@Vladcostea Pun intended🔥

this was the moment when the privacy coin wars ended when cake wallet unapologetically added full support for zcash the tribalism between communities was turned down a few notches peace of cake lol

my podcast stats are pure meaning that they reflect directly how popular a guest or a particular topic is lots of shows in this space buy views to report higher numbers to their sponsors the more sophisticated ones pay marketing agencies to do the dirty work but i see a lot of value in honestly reporting how popular something or someone really is i also enjoy tracking organic growth over time – and this is my 7th year of doing just a little better than before i’m also grateful that my sponsors are fans of the show and they understand what i am doing here. because most marketing departments in the space indirectly support buying views/followers because they want to have impressive reports. just a kind reminder that this space is a lot smaller than most people think and the only truly popular & super profitable use case is gambling.

Each time it feels like you may be making headway, life starts throwing curveballs. Always shower with a helmet.

GM! Reasons why I'm not selling: - Fiat is broken, endless printing, zero transparency. - Crypto offers an escape from corruption and inflation. - Everyone, everywhere, can access this secure financial system. - It’s permissionless, decentralized, and resistant to global crises. - I'm in full control; no one can touch my funds. While speculators sell the news, I’m buying the dips! 🚀

@rickygervais Is that an actual Billboard?

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Lightning speed. Silent transactions. ⚡ #Monero running through #CakeWallet — where privacy meets power.

@MrTestoestrogen Jake

Who would win in a boxing match Andrew Tate or Jake Paul?

@Vladcostea @gothburz My shame is I have a NFT piece of land in a game that was never released. Wild wild times.😥

@gothburz @Rumblestripss Max pain 🥹🥹🥹

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.