Rumelian the First

In honor of black history month, allow me to spin you a yarn or two (when I get home from work) of the premiere Kangz of Europe, starting with a siege that at times reads like Tolkien wrote it; Vazetje Sigeta Grada or the 1566 Siege of Sziget

Zoomers who lose their virginity become spiritual millennials

🚨 OFFICIAL: France World Cup final squad. 🇫🇷 Any changes you’d make? 🏆👀

>Be modern Greece >Not pagan >No great philosophers >No great statesmen >No overseas colonies >No impressive conquerors >No empire >Barely have a functioning state >Expect credit for all of these things anyway

ICED OUT.

The Iliad does have a trad hero in Hector, the warrior-patriot-family man. But the right has gone all in on Achilles, a bisexual with histrionic personality disorder.

I watched TROY again and I think the problem is Brad Pitt is the definitive Achilles. Anything below his feral physical perfection comes off like weak ass cosplay. Every man is Elliot Page compared to this guy.

Emmanuel Macron reportedly maintained a platonic relationship with Iranian actress Golshifteh Farahani for several months, which allegedly led to Brigitte Macron slapping him.

The death of one royal child is worth more than the thousands the french monarchy killed through wars, religious persecution, mismanagement and famine, the thousands of children killed by the french kings don't matter because their names aren't know nor have roman numerals

know the ortho-foid rules: if you're not the chad, you might as well pack it up