Chris Parker

@TheMiddleStump A fantastic bat!

The best bat I ever had by the way was a Newbery Mjolnir. Averaged 51 in the league with it in 1995, lent it to a team mate last game of the season who drove a yorker and it snapped. Think we got a load via Les Lenham at Sussex through our club's Del Boy.

This has to be fixed! #AFCON

Dreadful, we look like a pub team. What's Jacob Wright done, watching Topic lumber about in midfield was painful! #ncfc

@PatrickDewing @pinkun I think because one of Derbys subs was at halftime. So didn't count.

@pinkun We only appear to have used 4 substitutions in 3 windows. Whereas Derby used 5 subs in 4 windows.🤷‍♂️ Therefore I’m unsure why we couldn’t replace Crnac?

⌚ 86 - Crnac has limped off with an injury but City have run out of substitution windows. 🐏 #DCFC 1-0 #NCFC 🔰 pinkun.com/sport/norwich-…

DRAMATIC FINAL DAY AWAITS! 5 teams could end the day in the EAPL playoff spot, here is the equation #TNEAPL #ThurlowNunnEastAnglianPremierLeague #Cricket

@TheBarmyArmy Dermot Reeve

Who is your all-time favourite white-ball player?

Unbelievable proud today of the youngest boy starting school, I'm sure he will will go from strength to strength along the way.Just keep being you and you're going to smash it. But can't help the feeling of sadness, missing his brother more and more everyday.

@NorwichCityHelp tried calling the ticket office several times this week, the one time I did get through received terrible customer service. When did fans become customers?

That is not offside,get on with the game.

Some students leaving their Dark Arts class 🪄

@WatfordFC Or the ref not giving a red card, when Sargent is clean through second half?

@WatfordFC Any comments on the Tom Ince blatant dive second half?

Hear from Tom following defeat at home 🎙️

@NCFC_Analysis1 Brilliant thread.

Here's why shouting "get rid of it", "go long", and "stop playing out from the back" isn't always helpful. In the 1st half against Coventry, Norwich completed a nice build-up pattern when the RCF left Doyle to press Gunn. #NCFC | (1/9) | (credit: canaries.co.uk)

@secondtierpod Nothing random about this guy. The 🐐.

Random footballer of the day: Former Norwich striker Teemu Pukki. #NCFC

@dan_brigham Smith comes back in and bats 3?

And what if Bethel doesn’t score runs at 3 but Pope does score runs at 6 where he’s surely more suited? WHAT THEN?

What if Bethel scores runs at 3 AND Pope scores runs at 6? WHAT THEN?

Great morning at the Yarmouth 10k.

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AFC Wimbledon have just beat MK Dons with a 94’ Min Winner The commentary and scenes are sensational🔵🟡

🇩🇪 Former Bayern Club President, Uli Hoeness on the clubs season ticket prices. 💶 🗣 “We could charge more than £104. Let's say we charged £300. We'd get £2m more in income, but what's £2m to us?” 🗣 “In a transfer discussion you argue about that sum for five minutes. But the difference between £104 and £300 is huge for the fan. We do not think the fans are like cows, who you milk.” 🍼 🗣 “Football has got to be for everybody. That's the biggest difference between us and England.” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Old but gold but perfectly put, and relevant with some of the extortionate prices some clubs are charging currently on this country. BRITISH FOOTBALL CLUBS NEED TO TAKE NOTE!!!! 🇬🇧