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Please enjoy this photo of Everest I apparently took a year ago
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at this point putting any real information in your twitter bio is just ammunition for trolls. he/they
the midwestern wasteland Katılım Eylül 2008
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(There are a few proven-jazz-capable players on the list -- Nels Cline, Larry Carlton, a couple others--but these were rock songs ultimately)
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Zero country and not really any jazz on your list of 100 greatest guitar solos 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Also multiple occurrences on that list where the solo awarded isnt even the best solo by that band. And sometimes not even on that album
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I just listened to that Geese song that made it on to the list of best guitar solos and uh. I dont think a guitar is audible and a singer isnt singing should necessarily count as a guitar solo
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It’s probably fine that vast swathes zoomers and younger millennials exist in a kind of permanent internalized panopticon in which all actions are assumed to be (and interpreted as) performances for a viewer
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙♀️@SketchesbyBoze
Most of life occurs in those ten-minute stretches where nothing seems to be happening. You’d be shocked at how much reading you can get done while you’re standing in line or riding the subway. There’s no such thing as “performative reading” when we are in a literacy crisis.
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@facetedcarapace Here's Paul anxiously realizing he forgot to pay the utilities bill and needs to take care of that ASAP when the gig is over
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@facetedcarapace J and Paul Westerberg are the twin final bosses of Indie Rockers Who Never Look Like They Particularly Want To Be Wherever They Are Right Now
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He's bringing the same enthusiasm he brought to buying his Volkswagen Golf at Northampton Volkswagon exactly 10 years ago today
Elvis Buñuelo@Mr_Considerate
No good will come of the 90s revival, except maybe pictures of very young indie rockers standing next to a distracted-looking J Mascis.
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@MathRockSucked Personally I am a huge overthinker and I have never once had the thought "wow, this just like being a slowly melting scrotum with arms"
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"AI Designer" aka some bloke
Ezzy@ezzyskii
Al designer shows what overthinking actually looks like
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My strategy for building a music streaming library is to hear one (1) song I like by an artist and just add their whole discography
Honestly its working pretty well. ....for me anyway
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That's not how objective facts work.
Frank J. Fleming@IMAO_
It's just an objective fact now The Last Jedi killed Star Wars by being bad Star Wars. I don't get the point of arguing it any further.
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Please look at the tweet to which this is a reply.
️⤵𝑫𝑶𝑪𝑻𝑶𝑹r 𝑵𝑶 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑷@tinfoilmask
@mfrost11 Have you read any of the books?
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It's not 1989. And this was not universally true then either. Your mind is about as wide as a balancing beam.
Lizzie Marbach@LizzieMarbach
I know this is unpopular, but it will always be unattractive for a grown man to play video games. Some women might be understanding or pretend like they don’t care that you spend hours playing, but they do. It is extremely unattractive to women and will never not be. 🤷🏼♀️
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About the only way a game can be -objectively- awful is if it"s so broken at the technical level that you cant actually play it.
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No one can do this because there are few (zero?) games that can't be picked apart by Devil's Advocates (tm) or (succesfu garbage that doesnt still appeal to -someone-. Any example that you give as amazing or absolutely awful has a counterargument
ˢʰʸ@QuiteShallow
Genuine non ragebait question, can someone give me legitimate examples of amazing games being unfairly defamed by influences and failing to sell, and opposite, absolutely awful games being praised by biased content creators and massively succeeding?
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Modest Mouse songs be like
sam goldner@szgoldner
car broke down in the middle of the desert yayyyy
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J Mascis never looks like he particularly wants to be where he currently is, which I dont think is actually thr case and is just kind of how he looks
Elvis Buñuelo@Mr_Considerate
No good will come of the 90s revival, except maybe pictures of very young indie rockers standing next to a distracted-looking J Mascis.
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It actually kind of makes sense when you realize that all of the people making these decisions were politicians and Shepherd was always saying super inconvenient for them.
mel 𓆝 ⋆. first mass effect playthrough@aquatichrome
mass effect is so funny. everyone’s like okay i KNOW shepard was right about the reapers the first time. but i really think she’s mistaken about these collectors! okay so she was right about that too. but i REALLY don’t think we should let her have her ship back. okay so
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The United States gets 75% of the world's tornados as a punishment from God for being vexing and insolent
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They actually do the first time. And like half of the second time. And then it's too late.
𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾@popup_tddy
cigarettes don't even get you high, right? like they're literally just for cancer
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