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@McFukkles2402 @MVPMertz cry more

@RupertRudolph @MVPMertz I can just go rewatch our natty from last year. Whem was your last one again? Oh...right....still zero

Gator chomping in front of devastated Gator players during a handshake, but crying when you lose? Not so fun now is it?

@ThemGatorBoys @MVPMertz baby back bitchhhhhhh

@RupertRudolph @MVPMertz You will forever have ZERO national championships in any sport hahahahaha

@dbu31 @Tumewhale @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz it seems to matter to you that we beat you. but go off on your past, bud. you aren’t being a lil bitch on twitter right now bc of your history. its bc you got chomped out the gym

@RupertRudolph @Tumewhale @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz Literally have never won anything that matters but go off

@dbu31 @Tumewhale @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz we sure did. thanks!

@RupertRudolph @Tumewhale @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz I’m not an SEC Homer so that means nothing to me. You beat us, congrats. Now actually win something that matters

@dbu31 @Tumewhale @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz here comes more of the baby back bitch crew. seems these ball sports are for me. 2-0 in post season play against the LessEC. but yeah, having 20+ wrestling national championships is pretty cool. thx bud

@RupertRudolph @Tumewhale @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz Go watch wrestling or something man these ball sports aren’t for you

@Tumewhale @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz Cope is right! why don’t you do that and stay off twitter. youre embarrassing yourself

@RupertRudolph @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz It’s fine, I’ll just go look at my rings to cope!

@ShaneStudnicka @RedStormGBR banner is already hung your head. iowa owns nebraska. its over. stop the count. sad ass programs

@RupertRudolph @RedStormGBR Hang the banner! At least we beat nebraska

I was told by Iowa fans that complaining about the officials made you a pussy ?

@Tumewhale @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz buddy don’t know sports. its ok lil dude. you got owned. you’re crying a week later. i feel bad for ya now.

@RupertRudolph @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz Yes correct that is what we do. You will never see a ring in any sport. Ever. End of discussion

@Tumewhale @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz chomp chomp lil bitches

@RupertRudolph @toastrstru1l @MVPMertz And now you’re back home on the couch next to us!! At least we’ll continue to be an elite program while you rot at the bottom of your shit conference in every sport

@ShaneStudnicka @RedStormGBR thanks little buddy. was a great story. got to put your best team ever in their fucking grave. bahahahah cool story is right lil guy

@RupertRudolph @RedStormGBR And then what happened? Oh nothing? Cool story bro

@toastrstru1l @MVPMertz not at all. we just gator chomped in your fucking face and sent you home to twitter where you’re crying like a baby back bitch. its all dubs up north little buddy

@RupertRudolph @MVPMertz I’m sorry doesn’t UF hold natties in all 3 major sports? Iowa hasnt won a championship of any relevance in any sport in the last 75 years, and the only football championships they have are “self claimed” from the 1920s lmao. Sucks to suck doesn’t it?

@gatorsszn all you can do from the sideline. enjoy your weekend hatewatch at home just like football bowl season. how quick you can become a clown ass program

Iowa Hatewatch Tennessee Hatewatch Duke or UConn eliminated Let’s have a weekend

@BOGBackup1 you write all that bc your pedo coach got bent over by ben? what a sorry ass fuck you are

Genuinely hopes Ben McCollum stays at Iowa. Not because I think it’s fun that coaches stay loyal to smaller programs when a blue blood comes calling. I hope he falls victim to that loyalty gimmick. Because I want him to think that he can replicate this season again. Because he won’t. And it’ll eat him alive. Over a span of a decade it’ll deteriorate his marriage. He’ll periodically beat his kids in an alcoholic manic rage year after year of NIT runs and falling short of any sort of real success. Then in 20 years, when the .44 is in his mouth, and the tears are rolling down his face, he’ll wonder why he never took that higher job, and what could’ve been, in a regret-filled, pathetic life that will lead to nothing other than a 6 foot grave in Iowa City and some rusted out high school gym named after him

@gatorsszn already got to do that shit. stay salty pussies

No Gator Chomp this time bud?

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@AmericaPapaBear yeah dude, one plays on ice and the other on grass. fucking wild isnt it

Notice the difference between the USA women’s hockey team and the USA women’s soccer team?

@KimberlyBookman @hen_ease @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyMeme

BREAKING: massive blade detached from a wind turbine in Bourne. #7news

@Hassel_Chris that son of bitch ruined the woodford with ginger ale.

Flying into Des Moines next to a prominent member of Big Noon Kickoff. One of us has coffee. The other has a double Woodford ginger ale. He told me Iowa State is 10 points better than Iowa but thinks it will be much closer.

@stillnothawkize if you weren’t emotional you wouldn’t be human. those are the best times you get

every year I tell myself I won’t, but I’m emotional again thinking about how lucky I am to get to go sit at Kinnick seven times a year and hug and scream and yell “touchdown Iowa” with my dad and friends and strangers