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@InsideMillHill Is that actually him? 🤣

A valiant effort by Derek Chisora, the heavyweight boxer attempting to chop the tree with which had fallen yesterday in the storms in Mill Hill blocking Milespit Hill

@Christo03770888 Who doesn’t love a shiney chopper?

Only people of a certain age will know that this is….🤔

Look what @JourneysPlaces @mikehakata have done e outside the LTNs …. This is why we are being smashed ….

Another load of old tosh

@Mattisamazing33 Where’s the thread? Lol

And there it is. This house is up for auction with a guide price of £100k. It’s in a beautiful location but the access is a nightmare. I walk you through the entire length of the route. Not for the faint hearted, or even the haint farted. A thread 🧵

@forge_felix How much luck do you want?? lol

What do you think of my Apple 🍎? The Apple sculpture was very challenging to make. Each horseshoe has been hammer into shape to become the beautiful Apple 🍎 All handmade by myself. #blacksmith #buyhandmade

Refuse workers had a narrow escape when an item left in a wheelie bin exploded in their lorry Barnet Council said the explosion was caused by an item such as a gas canister, a battery or aerosol being placed into a wheelie bin which exploded when crushed by the lorry’s impactor

@Scugnizzo60 @MotoNutJob Modern cars can be adjusted. It’s a computer. If you know how to do it.

@MotoNutJob All in the wiring these days.....pull a wire off a gearbox sensor, drive shaft, or on bikes a sprocket. On some it might upset the ECU. There will be those who'll come up with dodgy fixes for a cost.

If pay per mile comes, based on MOT data, many will disconnect speedos. They used to do this years ago to keep mileage low. So may ways to circumvent pay per mile.

@NxlAnglo They’re about 30 competitive years behind

@Notlee34 You’re gonna stink even more now.

Lunch lovely stuff

@NoContextHumans Some call him Thrush

He deserves a raise 😂

Tell me councils aren't using parking as a tool to fill holes in their budget, or are they just vicious buggers? Newham Council, a fine example of how not to behave, abuse of power lbbspending.blogspot.com/2024/09/newham…

@Mattwhu Just saw this on FB lol

Wow 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

trading212.com/invite/17rmErF… Free shares.

Cack useless civil engineers designed an interchange near my house that does this every time it rains. Cack useless councils not clearing drains meant dozens of people in our village are clearing up flooding.

@VintageMrHobbes What a Hunt!!

This is genuinely the wettest guardian article ever “The British pint is simply too big to comfortably enjoy…By the time you reach the bottom, you’re inevitably left feeling sluggish and bloated because of the vast quantity of liquid you’ve consumed." theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

You ok @Notlee34 ??

@Mattisamazing33 What about your car?

My Mini doesn’t need a service until 15,000 miles!!!!

Off to Mazuma it goes. 🖕🤣