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Our Prime Minister Keir Starmer. The very best Prime Minister for a very long time.

@ZackPolanski Shut up you fucking fraud

Daily Mail and journalist? Those words don't belong together with your parasitic behaviour. You try your daily nonsense - with a paper that literally backed the fascists - and the Green Party continue to rise. Together - we will win. independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

@WokeratiMarty Fucking state.of those cunts, not one of them has seen a bar of soap

Jeremy Corbyn, Zack Polanski, Zarah Sultana, and Diane Abbott all together at the head of the "Together against the far right" march in London today. 👍 This is what we need to see if we’re going to stop Reform at the next election.

@Jaswanarth @IpswichTown Shut up and go for a drive in your tractor you web footed mong.

To fans of @IpswichTown you will note that the bots and anonymous right wingers are out in force this morning. Don't be intimidated. This is standard. They will use phrases like 'the majority of Ipswich fans' to give the impression they have the numbers. They don't. Stay strong

@4ever_bubbles Easy and I would have taken a dump and smeared it up the walls 😂

My very last pint at this famous no8 spurs pub but what did I have and I see the sign behind the bar 😂

@4ever_bubbles Easy 😉

Last pub and beer before heading to the spurs stadium at this famous no8 spurs pub just outside the stadium but what did I have

@ilovearsenal02 Oh, but he definitely is by a long fucking margin.

He’s not even the worst PM in the last five years

@benonwine It's no longer needed anymore.

Would you scrap the clocks going back and forward and just have lighter mornings AND evenings all year round?

@benonwine Trabant

If Margaret Thatcher was a Rolls Royce, what would that make Angela Rayner?

@benonwine No, the cunt should be in prison.

Should Sadiq Khan be made a Lord and given a cushy Cabinet Position?

@PollSter_Mike1 The hill.

Can you name ONE movie for Sean Connery that is NOT Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989, The Rock 1996, or James Bond Franchise'?

@CurtisDaly_ Do you research you fucking imbecile

Adam Brooks thinks that if you were brought up in a wealthy household and went to private school, you're working class as long as you have a cockney accent.

@realMaalouf @Sara78187546 If that's the only microwave they can fuck off. If there's another meh.

You see this sign at your workplace. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?

@FabrizioRomano He's given up winning trophies at such a young age.

🚨 Kai Havertz on his future: “I feel right at home at Arsenal and I see my future there”. “I feel everyone there is also very, very happy with me”. “Sure, it wasn’t a very easy season, but I definitely see my future at Arsenal, in London”.

@Phoenix2A_1980s @RayMairead Robert Irwin is the dead spit of his old man.

Wow. That boy is the spitting image of Steve and is EXACTLY like him 😲

@TheNorfolkLion I still remember that Johnny Depp was originally down to play him years ago

What’s the bet they make him brown?

@koshercockney @Gary_B___ Deport the cunt

🚨 BREAKING Suspended NHS doctor Rahmeh Aladwan charged with multiple counts of inviting support for proscribed terrorist organisation Hamas.

@MercifulMessage @RayMairead Says who?

You were told they were Muslims You wanted to deport them all Then you find out they were, as always, Jews Now you are silent And they are out on bail, terrorism charges reduced to “vandalism”

@UKFootyBible What big audience? When womens football gets a regular 40000 weekly attendance then a comparison can be made.

Karen Carney: “If big brands are going to sponsor a football club, they should have to split it 50/50. They should give 50% to the men and 50% to the women.” "If you're sponsoring something, that's a big audience… it shouldn't be just one type of audience, it's only fair."

@PatrickChristys @mitsyarty Hopefully it can be blocked like the last speaker

Starmer is set to make Sadiq Khan a Lord…thoughts? 👇