The Filter

@RussosFilter Fried Halibut.

What’s your favorite cold (not re-heated) leftover food? Pizza is the chalk bet, for good reason. But I’m going to say spaghetti with red sauce.

@_2244 It’s not a coincidence no one named Tristan has ever won a shirt. #rigged

@RussosFilter What about Tristan?

If your name is Mike, Nathan, Eva, Kyle, or Katey and you won a t-shirt contest this spring, a) the Filter Fulfillment Center finally got its act together, 2) I’m sincerely sorry for the delay.

@1martman Under advice of my lawyer, I plead the Fifth.

@RussosFilter Let me be very clear upfront about this but I had heard some pretty solid rumors that the Filter Fulfillment Center had been temporarily shut down by the Feds due to it employing 9 and 10 year olds in sweatshop conditions. Sorry if my info is incorrect (it isn’t). 😀

@RussoHockey Goodness gracious there are some remarkably dumb and pathetically desperate Devils fans. Who let these chooches onto the internet?

Believe Bill Guerin will be meeting with Quinn Hughes and his camp in Michigan today/this week. As we've long reported, Wild want to go 5-8 years (7-year max term after Sept. 16 in new CBA). 3-year extension still makes most sense for Quinn so he can align with Jack's deal in NJ

Man @TheSavBananas absolutely delivers. What a fun evening of entertainment at The Friendly Confines.

@Uber I’m tired of the bait and switch estimate (5) mins for pick up and then once you commit it’s suddenly (12) minutes. Also drivers who are delayed who don’t Cxl. I don’t care why they’re late, that’s their problem, it shouldn’t be mine. Get your shit together Uber.

In honor of the game being in NJ, Alexei Lalas wearing his Boardwalk Empire outfit

@RussoHockey 4 goals - worst lead in futbol 😳

Uh oh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

This is bananas

France subbing in Pétain’s grandson to start the second half

Tim Ream would be an improvement on the French back line, that’s how bad they’ve been so far.

No one who has studied world history is surprised by this.

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

Number of games NHL teams have when they face an opponent on the second half of a back-to-back. Quite the difference from MTL to TOR and WPG.

NHL teams who have most sets of back-to-back games this year.

@dustinpjones Mungo Jerry

@RussosFilter What in the fuck is this or do I even want to know?

“If her daddy’s rich take her out for a meal. If her daddy’s poor just do what you feel.” Jesus H that’s awful

@RussoHockey 10 b2b as high relative to the rest of the league as it usually is for the Wild?